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Review: Shayna Whitby this week

Nov 11, 2006
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I was bored today and had two encounters worth mentioning.

After going to the Palace East in the day, which was dead and stopping by Pickering Angels to see the talent, which there was none, I ventured to Aristocrats off of Clements.

Same chick there (Anna) and then I went to the MP place in Ajax in the Industrial Area.

I ended up staying there and got a nude reverse off of this Spanish Chick named Nikki. She is OK, but I was still horny.

I went to a local store to buy a local paper and called Shayna in Whitby this week. Tel number 905 441....

She stated she was older but had natural breasts and was tanned. I asked her if she did any role play and she confirmed she was good to go, but I could tell she needed to be coached through this. After I advised her of the scenerio, she gave me directions.

Location was in downtown Whitby in one of those little 3 story appartment buildings off of Dunlop. I found the location and Shayna proved to be a good MILF, with nice titties and long blonde hair. She is tanned and smelled decent.

The facilities were poor however, in that it was one of those creepy locations in which a bed sheet was put up to restrict my view of the living quarters and there appeared to be more than one girl that works in this place.

What made me a little more nervous was that she took forever coming back to the room after I gave the donation. When she returned, everthing was fine.

Start with BBBJ, followed by an intense doggy pounding, complete with hair pulling.

I proceeded to engage in Doggy and successfully performed a "Houdini" on her. She was a bit concerned when she thought that I blew my load on her butt, but quickly got her groove back when I explained the concept of the Houdini.

After the Houdini incident, I got on top of her and pounded her aggresively for the big finish.

All told, it cost $140 for the half. She is older, but decent, and based on other Durham providers, she would probably be in the 74% percentile.

She aims to please, but does not have the required experience to be overly successful in this industry. I say this, in that it required a great deal of explaining when it came to the roleplay scenerio and I had to coach her on her lines throughout the scene.

She is a hot MILF type lady and that is a plus as Whitby needs more of this type of creation.

The downside was the location which was shabby and somewhat scary, but at the same time, better than shady incalls on Nonquon or Wentworth.

Even though it was in Whitby, it felt like Oshawa.

Performance wise, she is good. I would repeat. She moans and groans and talks raunchy.

As to her friends that work with her, I have no idea. I heard both a male & female voice behind the white curtain, so I don't really know what the dealio is there.

What was funny, is that later in the day I went to buy a Proline ticket at this Shopper Drug Mart near her incall and there she was buying condoms.

This made me chuckle a little, so I went down the condom aisle and grabbed her butt as I walked by. She laughed acknowledging my existence and I laughed back given the irony of this second meeting of the day.

One more thing, (not related to this review, but something I need to get off my chest)....

You know that Viagra commercial with the song "Good morning, Good morning, It's great to stay up late....good morning, good morning...", well, when it gets to the older crossing guard in the commercial I feel Viagra should spice up the commercial by having her dance around some more and in her excitement she wanders into oncoming traffic to get pummelled by a bus, or maybe a disabled guy in a scooter or something.

The scooter thing played itself out this week too when I saw one of those guys on those mobility scooters zig zagging his way through a busy grocery store parking lot. He had no regard for traffic signals and basically cut everyone off. Someone honked and he then gave the driver the finger, but while he was not looking, he collided with a lady and her daughter with a shopping cart. Cereal and vegetables go flying, this guy is all disoriented on his scooter and what was even funnier, no one cared because of his attitude leading up the collision.

I think I am rambling now. In summary, review was a positive, crossing guards on Viagra commercials suck and people in scooters should obey traffic signals.


I am the Common Bond. And this is my life.
 

Ralph Furly

Registered User
Sep 13, 2003
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Nice review!! And thanks for the laughs!!!

Pardon my ignorance, but what's a "Houdini"?

Cheers
RF
 

capuka

New member
Jul 15, 2006
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Houdini sex:

During "doggy-style" you spit on her back to simulate cumming. She turns around and you cum on her face and shout "HOUDINI!"


rofl imo ;)
 
Nov 11, 2006
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Oil Please said:
Nice review!

It was an excellent review if I do say so.

Now that I am back in this industry full time, you will receive many more from myself.

My review style has long been analyzed and it has been confirmed that I offer some of the most insightful reviews in this industry.

Until the next review,

I am the Common Bond.
 

maxwellsmart

Active member
Apr 11, 2006
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Great review. Not only is the info appreciated on local talent but the day dreaming on the Viagra commercial as well as the real life scooter accident were hilarious. I look forward to more of your prose
 

grizzledvet

tental doss flycoon
Jun 9, 2002
1,073
3
38
Montana
I took a chance with Shayna, and I think I may have been her last appointment of the day, so that may not have been the best timing.

Her looks were about right as Common Bond described and as she had as well. Noone else was in the apt. on this occasion as far as I know, and straight to the boudoire we went.

Get naked, get comfy, she was back pdq and equally so reached for the cover as we snuggled. Hmmmmm. No worries, on we go, some hesitation for daty but agreed to only clitoral stim, much to her satisfaction, and then my turn.

I didn't look at the brand name of the cover but not my favorite for sure for a cbj. Nice job though but then it seemed she was ready to get going. Started mish and finished doggie, then zippity do dah off it came, clean up and cya.
Not quite so fast, nice chat, hug left remnants of perfume with me, and out the door. Fine with me, nice enough woman, and the fee had gone to 150, c'est la vie.

Not sure I'd go back.

Cheers
 
Nov 11, 2006
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Nice review: Did she have the blanket up in the "common room"? Also, I found her bathroom a bit crappy. Nothing specific, just crappy.

I would not go back either, but she is decent enough to bang, frankly because I don't think she knows any better. She is a middle-aged SP that just got into this industry and is a good thing as I like trying to convince her that performing things like "Houdinis" are considered normal amongst the hobbying population.

I also agree about the perfume. I think she must have bought some older Oscer de la Renta stuff when I saw her at Shoppers.

One more thing I did not like, now that I think about it.

When you go into her place, the door is open and she does one of those secret "I am behind the door moves and expects you to walk in" things.

I am always leary about this as once I was beat to a pulp in an effort to get laid one night at an incall in Toronto. It was my fault as I did not go with my intuition, and as a result it as forever impacted my hobbying.

That is all for now. I might have more to say on this topic shortly.
 
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Oil Please

The Common Bond said:
It was an excellent review if I do say so.

Now that I am back in this industry full time, you will receive many more from myself.

My review style has long been analyzed and it has been confirmed that I offer some of the most insightful reviews in this industry.

Until the next review,

I am the Common Bond.
Tensor Bandage? Retired Game Show Host? Is that you? LMAO hes back.
 

mphunter

Member
Aug 24, 2001
314
5
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East End
nice review....

The Common Bond said:
I was bored today and had two encounters worth mentioning.

After going to the Palace East in the day, which was dead and stopping by Pickering Angels to see the talent, which there was none, I ventured to Aristocrats off of Clements.

Same chick there (Anna) and then I went to the MP place in Ajax in the Industrial Area.

I ended up staying there and got a nude reverse off of this Spanish Chick named Nikki. She is OK, but I was still horny.

I went to a local store to buy a local paper and called Shayna in Whitby this week. Tel number 905 441....

She stated she was older but had natural breasts and was tanned. I asked her if she did any role play and she confirmed she was good to go, but I could tell she needed to be coached through this. After I advised her of the scenerio, she gave me directions.

Location was in downtown Whitby in one of those little 3 story appartment buildings off of Dunlop. I found the location and Shayna proved to be a good MILF, with nice titties and long blonde hair. She is tanned and smelled decent.

The facilities were poor however, in that it was one of those creepy locations in which a bed sheet was put up to restrict my view of the living quarters and there appeared to be more than one girl that works in this place.

What made me a little more nervous was that she took forever coming back to the room after I gave the donation. When she returned, everthing was fine.

Start with BBBJ, followed by an intense doggy pounding, complete with hair pulling.

I proceeded to engage in Doggy and successfully performed a "Houdini" on her. She was a bit concerned when she thought that I blew my load on her butt, but quickly got her groove back when I explained the concept of the Houdini.

After the Houdini incident, I got on top of her and pounded her aggresively for the big finish.

All told, it cost $140 for the half. She is older, but decent, and based on other Durham providers, she would probably be in the 74% percentile.

She aims to please, but does not have the required experience to be overly successful in this industry. I say this, in that it required a great deal of explaining when it came to the roleplay scenerio and I had to coach her on her lines throughout the scene.

She is a hot MILF type lady and that is a plus as Whitby needs more of this type of creation.

The downside was the location which was shabby and somewhat scary, but at the same time, better than shady incalls on Nonquon or Wentworth.

Even though it was in Whitby, it felt like Oshawa.

Performance wise, she is good. I would repeat. She moans and groans and talks raunchy.

As to her friends that work with her, I have no idea. I heard both a male & female voice behind the white curtain, so I don't really know what the dealio is there.

What was funny, is that later in the day I went to buy a Proline ticket at this Shopper Drug Mart near her incall and there she was buying condoms.

This made me chuckle a little, so I went down the condom aisle and grabbed her butt as I walked by. She laughed acknowledging my existence and I laughed back given the irony of this second meeting of the day.

One more thing, (not related to this review, but something I need to get off my chest)....

You know that Viagra commercial with the song "Good morning, Good morning, It's great to stay up late....good morning, good morning...", well, when it gets to the older crossing guard in the commercial I feel Viagra should spice up the commercial by having her dance around some more and in her excitement she wanders into oncoming traffic to get pummelled by a bus, or maybe a disabled guy in a scooter or something.

The scooter thing played itself out this week too when I saw one of those guys on those mobility scooters zig zagging his way through a busy grocery store parking lot. He had no regard for traffic signals and basically cut everyone off. Someone honked and he then gave the driver the finger, but while he was not looking, he collided with a lady and her daughter with a shopping cart. Cereal and vegetables go flying, this guy is all disoriented on his scooter and what was even funnier, no one cared because of his attitude leading up the collision.

I think I am rambling now. In summary, review was a positive, crossing guards on Viagra commercials suck and people in scooters should obey traffic signals.


I am the Common Bond. And this is my life.
whats her body like.....slim or big?...measurements? toned? also does she offer greek?

nice review
 

mphunter

Member
Aug 24, 2001
314
5
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East End
The Common Bond said:
She is a hot MILF type lady and that is a plus as Whitby needs more of this type of creation..
if you think Shayna is a HOT MILF, then you need your royal eyes checked. her body is the opposite of HOT, she is big and flabby....not even close to hot. that is just her looks....she is friendly enough i will give her that. but NOT a HOT MILF.
 

bogieboy

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Dec 12, 2005
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Speaking of rambling and Viagra ads and bad advertising in general. Everyone must have seen the annoying HEAD ON ads on TV - looks like a deodorant stick that you rub on your forehead to cure a headache.

I think the marketing gurus at that company should develop a similar product for E.D. something to rub on the unit and they can call it HARD ON.
 

PedroSanchez

Taco bell
May 20, 2006
17
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Yes,you are the common asshole,fuck your threads sound like a kid or woman thats writting it,you sound like a shill.Your driver/lasagna etc..wtf,buddy,do you have a day job?How about you and your driver and your pasta go get a room together!You sound like that nerd kid in high school who never got attention,and when you finally did on this board,you started posting more and more...the more threads,the more retarded it got..your getting boring dude,maybe your driver and lasagna should start posting.you really need to cut yourself man,i mean, like in the neck-throat area seriously ,stop being a anal intruder! I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along!







The Common Bond said:
No. I am the common bond.
 

Gerald Ford

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Dec 27, 2006
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After being accused of being the Common Bond, I opted to read one of his reviews...

This one is Damn good if I do say so myself.

I wish to learn to write in his unique style.
 

LancsLad

Unstable Element
Jan 15, 2004
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In a very dark place
TCB GSF GF (pot kettle black)

Won't be long now before the inevitable happens. You know the part where you slip up in a big way and the mods do their thing.
 

Gerald Ford

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Dec 27, 2006
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LancsLad said:
Won't be long now before the inevitable happens. You know the part where you slip up in a big way and the mods do their thing.
Presidents have advisors to ensure slipping up does not occur.

As I have said before, I have a different IP address than the GSF and have no affiliation with the Common Bond.

I do have an affiliation with the GSF, however, I was fired as his driver.

I am the man behind the lasagna you see.

I now run a small Italian Hot table on College Street.

This is who I am.

I am a decent man.
 

fish4phish

Banned
Mar 6, 2002
164
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GTA
I have also seen Shayna, when she first moved here from out west. She was the the 12/taunton area at the time. She is not a hot MILF. Cool layed back west coast chick, big titters, small box (kinda hairy at the time) and not daty -- my guess is that she does'nt wanna be licked where many have gone b4 that day -- good for her. I would not repeat as I found her price vs service below average.
 
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