Seattle strip club review

[Joey Jeremiah]

I happened to be in town on business and ventured into the local gentleman's club. If you ever read the Seattle news, you'll know about the strict bylaws such as "the 3 foot rule". The whole experience turned out to be quite different from you would expect in Canada.

I believe the club is called Deja Vu and it's the only downtown strip club, located directly across from the Pike Place Market.

The cover charge is $20 and no alcohol is served (only soft drinks and water). Tips for drinks are required. The club itself is pretty upscale and clean.

There were about 20-30 dancers on shift and they were surprisingly super hot! They were all caucasian, young (mostly between 21-23), and natural; I didn't see a single boob job! I would rank most of them as 8-9s and cuter than many dancers in Toronto and Montreal.

Lap dances are strictly non-nude (all girls wear tops and bottoms) and cost $20 / song. Grinding and groping over the clothes is allowed. Some girls offer a quick peek of the nipple for $30 / song. Hehe. Full nudity is only allowed while on stage.

It's definitely different being sober and aware of the girls hustling you. Sadly, the whole experience made me appreciate real strip clubs in Canada more.

 

[MONICA 3]

I happened to be in town on business and ventured into the local gentleman's club. If you ever read the Seattle news, you'll know about the strict bylaws such as "the 3 foot rule". The whole experience turned out to be quite different from you would expect in Canada.

I believe the club is called Deja Vu and it's the only downtown strip club, located directly across from the Pike Place Market.

The cover charge is $20 and no alcohol is served (only soft drinks and water). Tips for drinks are required. The club itself is pretty upscale and clean.

There were about 20-30 dancers on shift and they were surprisingly super hot! They were all caucasian, young (mostly between 21-23), and natural; I didn't see a single boob job! I would rank most of them as 8-9s and cuter than many dancers in Toronto and Montreal.

Lap dances are strictly non-nude (all girls wear tops and bottoms) and cost $20 / song. Grinding and groping over the clothes is allowed. Some girls offer a quick peek of the nipple for $30 / song. Hehe. Full nudity is only allowed while on stage.

It's definitely different being sober and aware of the girls hustling you. Sadly, the whole experience made me appreciate real strip clubs in Canada more.

and it took you so long?

 

[Amused]

The cover charge is $20 and no alcohol is served (only soft drinks and water). Tips for drinks are required. ....

Lap dances are strictly non-nude (all girls wear tops and bottoms) and cost $20 / song. Grinding and groping over the clothes is allowed. Some girls offer a quick peek of the nipple for $30 / song. Hehe. Full nudity is only allowed while on stage.

This is a prime example of how separation of church & religion is a myth in the US. The unusual difference here is that in most US states ‘juice bars’ stage nudity is allowed and the lap dancing is at least topless. This one seems very repressive. In NYC, there were juice bars whose VIP shows rivaled CB’s up here – virtually anything goes. These shouldn’t be confused with VIP in liquor bars where VIPs were $100’s of dollars for nothing but empty promises.

 

[manuser]

Yep, I prefer the CB variant of "juice " bar ..............................