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Sex with the (Adult) Babysitter - share your stories
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Looks like today is your day to fail at the internet. LOL
You're wise to focus on the bottom line . . . and you didn't even include the $$ that would be involved in this travesty.
Better to spend a few $$ on some of the lovely ladies who advertise in the Ottawa forum. Life will be much simpler.
they argue it is the work of the devil which the catholic church believes is real
It is mind control on their part
making people feel guilt at simple human desires is inhumane
It would probably be prudent to rub one out prior to any future meetings with either the mother or daughter. Not that it's a guaranteed arrete, but it would help.Demfeller and Vulcan,
Two things ...
1) Don't inscribe my name on the 'Humanist of The Year' trophy award just yet. I could fold like cheap suit next week!
2) A staunch Catholic old colleague of mine was completely and totally adamant that even if you think sinful thoughts you're a sinner. Trust me, I 'wax the dolphin' often and a lot with graphic images of that tidy little frame naked and in my clutches. I just know it would be heavenly. I also know that I am such a twisted f@#k that the next step in my descent into total depravity is to plot to bang the Mary-Louise Parker mom as a follow-up. At some point the dotted lines move down the arc to me sitting in a dark , dank crappy motel room alone considering how I literally fucked my way into a living hell.
Anyhow ... enough bright and cheery thoughts on this lovely winter's day
In the clear sober moments of clarity I have I am resolute that pulling my goalie for 5 minutes , cleaning up and sitting back while polishing off the Doritos and Welches grape juice watching NHL Centre Ice is a less dramatic way to live.
Champ
^ ^ ^ That's some funny shit champ. lolDemfeller and Vulcan,
Two things ...
1) Don't inscribe my name on the 'Humanist of The Year' trophy award just yet. I could fold like cheap suit next week!
2) A staunch Catholic old colleague of mine was completely and totally adamant that even if you think sinful thoughts you're a sinner. Trust me, I 'wax the dolphin' often and a lot with graphic images of that tidy little frame naked and in my clutches. I just know it would be heavenly. I also know that I am such a twisted f@#k that the next step in my descent into total depravity is to plot to bang the Mary-Louise Parker mom as a follow-up. At some point the dotted lines move down the arc to me sitting in a dark , dank crappy motel room alone considering how I literally fucked my way into a living hell.
Anyhow ... enough bright and cheery thoughts on this lovely winter's day
In the clear sober moments of clarity I have I am resolute that pulling my goalie for 5 minutes , cleaning up and sitting back while polishing off the Doritos and Welches grape juice watching NHL Centre Ice is a less dramatic way to live.
Champ
This is TERB - you gotta go for the mother-daughter threesome! And with any luck your wife will catch you and join in!
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 57-year-old.
We drank a bit, and talked awhile, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
I said, "No."
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
We went back to her place.
She flipped on the hall light and then shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"
I was in the elevator of a ghetto highrise in the east end today and overheard two girls talking. Apparently, this slutty young tart is running a babysitting service in the building and she is running around in a tank top with cleavage , and hot pants. I was wondering if she will baby sit an adult.
A pretty good movie sort of fitting the theme of this thread is The Babysitters:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0796302/?ref_=sr_1
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0796302/?ref_=sr_1
