Shameless Self Promotion

[xarir]

My (weak) attempt to make Tool of the Week is to indulge in a little Shameless Self Promotion. Specifically, since it's March 15th today ...

Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday Xarir,
Happy Birthday to me!

Xarir starts to give himself a birthday slap on the ass but then realizes that this is perverted even by TERB standards.

OK ... flame away!

 

[Goober Mcfly]

So? Do you have breasts? No? Then I'm not interested.

Happy birthday you old sea-dog you.

 

[Serenity]

Happy Birthday Xarir *BIG WARM HUG TO YOU*

Goober *slap on the wrist* be nice!

 

[Goober Mcfly]

*notices Serenity has breasts*

How YOU doin'?

 

[Serenity]

lol Goober! Doesn't take much to get your attention does it?

 

[Kassidy]

Happy birthday xarir *insert birthday kisses and hugs here*, hope you have a good one!

kisses
Emma

 

[Goober Mcfly]

lol Goober! Doesn't take much to get your attention does it?

*continues to stare at Serenity's breasts*

Yeah...you can use it.

 

[The Doctor]

Happy Birthday xarir!

*runs up behind xarir, thinks twice and runs over and smacks Goober in the head*

 

[Astra]

Ahhhh

Happy Birthday Xarir.

Ciao
Astra

Astra runs up behind xarir and playfully slaps him on his arse

 

[incognito]

*notices Serenity has breasts*

How YOU doin'?

ROTFLMFAO...Oh joey, I mean goober. You are the king.

Incognito

 

[Speedo]

*notices Serenity has breasts*

How YOU doin'?

Look, it's people like you what cause unrest !!

 

[Lil'Miss]

Happy Birthday Xarir!!!!

Miss

 

[Fay]

happy birthday, xarir! grrrrr! *solid smack on the ass, runs away laughing*

 

[xarir]

Woohoo!

Well well well - many good wishes, some ass smacking and a kiss! Not a bad b-day at all.

Thanks to you all!

 

[CreoleKitten]

Xarir starts to give himself a birthday slap on the ass

Allow me to do the honors... and I don't care how perverted it is

Happy Birthday, you sexy thang. Licks and nibbles and all kinds of twisted birthday wishes...

-- Morgan & Daniella

 

[Speedo]

Oh, I forgot! Many happy returns !!

 

[luv4lust]

happy late birthday
massages your sore ass after all the smacks then kisses it better