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Aright, I meet this girl through a mutual friend. Mutual friend has had previous relations with the girl but all seems to have quited down during my time being friends with both. Now this girl is really interested in me but there's one thing I don't know if I can get past. She's pretty big, fat, whatever. I don't go there, I've never been attracted to that type of women. It's actually the total opposite. But this girl is really cool and I could see myself being able to do the deed if given the right substances and environment. My main issue would be if I wasn't able to perform, how bad would that make her feel? She's actually made numerous hints that its her birthday coming up and how bad her last few were. I would be doing her a favour, but I'm still not convinced I could pull through for her.

Hence my title, Should I even try?
 
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Amazon_woman said:
A pity fuck for her birthday? Awwwwwww, aren't you SWEET? Isn't that just want EVERY woman wants????? :rolleyes:
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Hmmmm why the sarcasm? Hell, women have been giving out PF's since the dawn of time...and hey, not every woman can get whatever she wants when she wants it....

For the record dude: don't even bother. Just by the tone of your post you KNOW in your heart of hearts that it ain't going to happen. Believe me, I was in a similar situation once and even though I wasn't attracted to the woman at all, I went through with it because hey, I hadn't had any for a while.

When things didn't go well she was all like "what's wrong with YOU"??? Being a (semi) gentleman I didn't say "your fur granny panties, your front bum, and the fact that you have more rolls than a jewish bakery is what's wrong".....
 
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tboy said:
Hmmmm why the sarcasm? Hell, women have been giving out PF's since the dawn of time...and hey, not every woman can get whatever she wants when she wants it....

For the record dude: don't even bother. Just by the tone of your post you KNOW in your heart of hearts that it ain't going to happen. Believe me, I was in a similar situation once and even though I wasn't attracted to the woman at all, I went through with it because hey, I hadn't had any for a while.

When things didn't go well she was all like "what's wrong with YOU"??? Being a (semi) gentleman I didn't say "your fur granny panties, your front bum, and the fact that you have more rolls than a jewish bakery is what's wrong".....
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WOW !!!!

You calling out somone for sarcasm ???????

The Universe has really come full circle !

I think Amazons' answer was excellent considering the ridiculous question asked.
 
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Anderson said:
WOW !!!!

You calling out somone for sarcasm ???????

The Universe has really come full circle !

I think Amazons' answer was excellent considering the ridiculous question asked.
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LOL yeah, will wonders never cease eh?
 
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blaze69 said:
Aright, I meet this girl through a mutual friend. Mutual friend has had previous relations with the girl but all seems to have quited down during my time being friends with both. Now this girl is really interested in me but there's one thing I don't know if I can get past. She's pretty big, fat, whatever. I don't go there, I've never been attracted to that type of women. It's actually the total opposite. But this girl is really cool and I could see myself being able to do the deed if given the right substances and environment. My main issue would be if I wasn't able to perform, how bad would that make her feel? She's actually made numerous hints that its her birthday coming up and how bad her last few were. I would be doing her a favour, but I'm still not convinced I could pull through for her.

Hence my title, Should I even try?
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...sarcasm??? A joke???

Do you REALLY think you'd be doing her a "favor" by giving her a pity fuck for her birthday???

Which is it...are you young....arrogant...stupid....or all three???

Sweet lawd please save me from children under the age of 30....
 
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tboy said:
Hmmmm why the sarcasm? Hell, women have been giving out PF's since the dawn of time...and hey, not every woman can get whatever she wants when she wants it....

For the record dude: don't even bother. Just by the tone of your post you KNOW in your heart of hearts that it ain't going to happen. Believe me, I was in a similar situation once and even though I wasn't attracted to the woman at all, I went through with it because hey, I hadn't had any for a while.

When things didn't go well she was all like "what's wrong with YOU"??? Being a (semi) gentleman I didn't say "your fur granny panties, your front bum, and the fact that you have more rolls than a jewish bakery is what's wrong".....
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...I just think of us as different, but you as pretty kewl.

Then you remind me that you aren't terribly different from a lot of the guys here.

A lot of you really do have a "hate on" for women, don't you?
 
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If you like her to hang out with, be up front and say that you are not looking for a lover.

As for a pity fuck, women don't seem to look at it the way guys do. While I am more than happy to be given a pity fuck by a beautiful woman for my birthday, the same can't be said for women.
 
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Amazon_woman said:
A pity fuck for her birthday? Awwwwwww, aren't you SWEET? Isn't that just want EVERY woman wants????? :rolleyes:

Why don't you just be upfront and honest with her and tell her you think she's really cool and you want to hang out as friends. Thus, as her FRIEND, you will take her out to celebrate her birthday.
Chances are if you "force" yourself to fuck her (IF that is what she even wants) you're going to screw up any chance of a friendship with this girl.
You'll either break her heart (if she even likes you that way) or things will be so uncomfortable for you both afterward that you won't be able to face each other. I'm not saying that WILL happen, however it seems pretty likely to me.

If you are honest right away you MAY gain a cool friend out of the deal and she will have the opportunity to find someone who can appreciate her for HER.

Just my 2 cents,
Diana
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Being honest is honestly not my stong suit. Though I don't feel she's targeting a pity fuck, more for a cool new boyfriend during the whole birthday celebrations (yes, i just called myself cool lol). Obviously sex would fit in somewhere, she use to work at a sex shop and from my previous experience, these women know what they like and go after it.
 
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Forget the pity fuck, introduce her to Greekster. He would be more than happy to tap that big ass. :D

Seriously though, she sounds like she deserves to be with someone who will appreciate her. If you can't, don't have sex with her out of pity. I'm sure she can find someone less shallow as there are a lot of guys who are into larger women.
 
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blaze69 said:
... But this girl is really cool and I could see myself being able to do the deed if given the right substances and environment...

Hence my title, Should I even try?
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Let me paraphrase what you said. There is a slight level of erotic tension, but not barely enough to act. Great ! Become her friend instead. It can be fun, non-fuck buddy. You can joke about sex and talk about anything. And guess what? Have you heard of "three girlfriends rule"? (one attractive, one witty and one smart?) I can bet that this girl has a gorgeous girlfriend somewhere, and will be glad to introduce her buddy to her. And everyone can be happy . If not, one can not have too many friends. Some of my best friends were the girls I did not fuck.

Sometimes, small head do the thinking and it turns stupid, sometimes big head do the planning for small one :)
 
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Been there, done that. Many moons ago.

My advice FWIW.

If you have even a shred of human empathy, don't engage in pity sex with this girl.

She will feel like shit afterwards

You will feel like shit afterwards.

If her friends find about it, they will treat you like shit afterwards.

If your friends find about it, they will treat you like shit afterwards.

And by the way....GROW THE FUCK UP.....and stop being so shallow.
 
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The Cunning Linguist said:
Been there, done that. Many moons ago.

My advice FWIW.

If you have even a shred of human empathy, don't engage in pity sex with this girl.

She will feel like shit afterwards

You will feel like shit afterwards.

If her friends find about it, they will treat you like shit afterwards.

If your friends find about it, they will treat you like shit afterwards.

And by the way....GROW THE FUCK UP.....and stop being so shallow.
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...dead on, but pretty much summed up by the last line.

Never ceases to amaze me how shallow 20 something guys are....were we ALL that bad at that age?
 
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You are an arrogant bastard.

Someone should enlighten her as to what you really think of her.

She does not need a pity fuck, you do.
 
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blaze69

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what's with all the hate?

i'm not that bad, am I? it's not like i'm using her, more like giving in to her using me.

then again, maybe i'm just that ignorant/arrogant. who knows.
 
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