More than 25 years ago I had a clinic appt for seeing if it was 'low motility' , ie lazy swimmers in my spunk.
Cause wife and I were trying for kids longer than usual back then
They encouraged me to bring my wife.
Pre smart phones, but they advised orally when booking the time that there was a small private room, and adult material in the end tables adjoining the couch in that room with a door with no window.
We went in, locked the door.
I leafed a not too old Penthouse mag and dear wife willingly manually aided in a prompt sample delivery.
Then before results of appt came back dear wife was late for all the right reasons for us.
