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ToronToto

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which brings up another question that has been on my mind lately: what do accountants do when on vacation? do they saunter up to the desk and offer a quick audit job in exchange for a free stay? do they spend time poolside trying to calculate how much the cabana boy makes in tips per week, gross and net? do they hand out business cards at the swim up bar in hopes of snagging a decent international client? do they pass on the weekly hotel karaeoke night to instead spend time in their rooms, filing and categorizing their receipts?
That is fcuking hilarious.
 

MissCroft

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which brings up another question that has been on my mind lately: what do accountants do when on vacation? do they saunter up to the desk and offer a quick audit job in exchange for a free stay? do they spend time poolside trying to calculate how much the cabana boy makes in tips per week, gross and net? do they hand out business cards at the swim up bar in hopes of snagging a decent international client? do they pass on the weekly hotel karaeoke night to instead spend time in their rooms, filing and categorizing their receipts?
Good one.... I couldn't have said it better myself. aaahhhh - beauty and brains!:) I do think the OP was joking around though.
 

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which brings up another question that has been on my mind lately: what do accountants do when on vacation? do they saunter up to the desk and offer a quick audit job in exchange for a free stay? do they spend time poolside trying to calculate how much the cabana boy makes in tips per week, gross and net? do they hand out business cards at the swim up bar in hopes of snagging a decent international client? do they pass on the weekly hotel karaeoke night to instead spend time in their rooms, filing and categorizing their receipts?
actually, have you MET an accountant? They probably WOULD be doing all the above lol......
 

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which brings up another question that has been on my mind lately: what do accountants do when on vacation? do they saunter up to the desk and offer a quick audit job in exchange for a free stay? do they spend time poolside trying to calculate how much the cabana boy makes in tips per week, gross and net? do they hand out business cards at the swim up bar in hopes of snagging a decent international client? do they pass on the weekly hotel karaeoke night to instead spend time in their rooms, filing and categorizing their receipts?
Hahaha. Thanks girl for the laugh of the day.
 

Sabiha

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actually, have you MET an accountant? They probably WOULD be doing all the above lol......

actually, i'm pretty sure i've met a good percentage of pwc and deloittes employees past and present, and all i know is that they are not doing any kind of math when they are with me.
 

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actually, i'm pretty sure i've met a good percentage of pwc and deloittes employees

No wonder my boss (The Big Guy) always complains about not being able to reach his accountants. Could you ask your clients to leave their Blackberry:p turned on in case there is an accounting emergency?
 

oldgeek

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Let say a SP goes to a singles resort in Mexico for vacation, she would certainly have all kinds of men coming onto her. They include the entertainment staff, by the way. And you know how horny they are. What do you think will happen during her stay?
Will she be reading a book all day or having some fun with the guys?
Unfortunately for the accountant, he would not have a bunch of hot girls crowding around asking for bookkeeping tips.
By the way Lisa of Toronto, black guys in Jamaica are used to getting paid by white women, so I have heard.
 

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Let say a SP goes to a singles resort in Mexico for vacation, she would certainly have all kinds of men coming onto her. They include the entertainment staff, by the way. And you know how horny they are. What do you think will happen during her stay?
Will she be reading a book all day or having some fun with the guys?
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I mean, she'd be booking appointments with them all!! I mean, didn't you read KJ's posts? SPs are always on!!

I can see it now, an sp goes over to her parent's house for christmas dinner, she walks in the front door: ok, my rate is $250.00 per hour, who is paying? And I need a plate for my driver sitting outside.......lol...

Or She goes into her dentist's office. The receptionist presents her with the bill after her visit, Ahem, I'm ON, you owe ME $250.00!!!! I mean, she's always ON right? lol....

OH, and she goes in to the Gyno for her annual checkup. Is she thinking: ok, I can role play the ahem "patient" for the ahem "doctor".....I mean, she's always ON right? lol......

Oh, and if she has kids, and little bobby brings home a note from the teacher saying that they want to meet with her. Does she send bobby to school with a return note saying: I'm an sp, if you want to play "teacher/parent" with me there is a $100.00 per hour surcharge over my standard rate of $250.00 per hour. How many hours do you want"???? I mean, she's always ON....:D
 

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Let say a SP goes to a singles resort in Mexico for vacation, she would certainly have all kinds of men coming onto her. They include the entertainment staff, by the way. And you know how horny they are. What do you think will happen during her stay?
Will she be reading a book all day or having some fun with the guys?
Unfortunately for the accountant, he would not have a bunch of hot girls crowding around asking for bookkeeping tips.
By the way Lisa of Toronto, black guys in Jamaica are used to getting paid by white women, so I have heard.
on another subject - i have to say that my favourite terb posts are these late night non-sequiturs posted by individuals of questionable sobriety... keep em coming! starting the day with a laugh is good for the health ;)
 

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on another subject - i have to say that my favourite terb posts are these late night non-sequiturs posted by individuals of questionable sobriety... keep em coming! starting the day with a laugh is good for the health ;)
Just wondering what the question is about their sobriety ?
 
I think Kya is being way too stiff about the OP and his question. Somebody needs to lighten up a bit. It's TERB after all.
Then why take my post so seriously.

You are right, this is TERB after all.

No I got it, just giving it right back at 'er....lol.....
Is that what that was?

I didn't feel a thing. :eek:
 

Wizard Merlin

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Then why take my post so seriously.

You are right, this is TERB after all.
Come on now, be honest. You were extremely annoyed by the question. Your replies were quite terse.

But hey, if you're cool I'm cool.:p Come to think about it, even if you're not cool, I'm still cool.LOL
 

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which brings up another question that has been on my mind lately: what do accountants do when on vacation? do they saunter up to the desk and offer a quick audit job in exchange for a free stay? do they spend time poolside trying to calculate how much the cabana boy makes in tips per week, gross and net? do they hand out business cards at the swim up bar in hopes of snagging a decent international client? do they pass on the weekly hotel karaeoke night to instead spend time in their rooms, filing and categorizing their receipts?
They seek out sp's. I have veiwed your profiles and know you are absolutely hot. I also know that accountants make a ton of money (some do), so you should try and meet one the next time you vacation.
 
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