sojourner said:
OK, if there are any SPs who use them, and use them well, I'd like to know who they are.
If you're looking for someone who uses them well, then forget an SP, hit the Barracks and you'll enjoy having your crack packed until your heart is content.
There is no one better than a well hung, experienced stud to navigate you through the joys of anal sex. Besides, in your horniest moment of passion, chances are you'll return the favour or you'll completely forget who the quarterback is and continue relishing your role as the star receiver.
As a bonus, you'll save yourself some money and probably make a whole new bunch of friends.