Super Powers !!

[tonymontana.jr]

If you could pick 2, and only 2 super-powers (i.e. invisibilty, flight. or you can name a person, i.e. spiderman, wolverine. but not superman, cause his corny ass had damn near every one you can name.

First I would want to have the power to be invisible. So i can sneak into the girls change room at MDS.

Second I would want Nightcrawlers and Prof. X's mind reading capabilities..

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[wrong hole]

Second I would want Nightcrawlers and Prof. X's mind reading capabilities..

ahhh...nightcrawler can teleport not read minds...


2 powers eh......1) omniscience, 2) omnipotence


...oh and the person who had these powers were the 'beyonder'...until marvel decided it was all a dream....(then korvac had them too)

*i suppose I don't ask for much*

 

[WhaWhaWha]

1. Non stop erections
2. The ability to shit money

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I'm fine, thanks.

 

[Back Burner]

2. The ability to shit money

WhaWhaWha's toilet!

 

[tonymontana.jr]

Oops... my mistake

Prof X's Mind reading capabilities it is then

 

[Deviant]

I am not going to sell you anything even if there supposed to money in that bag of shit.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Adds new meaning to stinkin rich!

 

[Fay]

Hmmm.....does Mystique count? Combination of Mystique's shape-shifting abilities with Night Crawler's teleportation abilities, I'd be a frickin' kick-ass shit-disturbing vigilante fer sure! Those are probably my top two at the moment, in terms of picking people from the Marvel/DC type.

But having the Word of God power like Jesse Custer from Preacher would be just as much, if not more, entertaining. Not even the Saint of Killers or God himself was totally immune to it. That's pretty cool.

Also, it wouldn't be bad having the psychotic intelligence and agility of V, running around spouting poetry like freakin' Cyrano de Bergerac while I smash the state and blow up faschist establishments....okay I realise this has degenerated from a "super powers I'd like" discussion into a "which vigilante do I want to play?" kind of post...

Uh, okay. Mystique and Night Crawler.

.....anyone wanna play D&D, eat junk food and watch Star Wars tonight? LOL!

 

[Fay]

Or Ninja powers, which are apparently infallable and ultimately superior.....

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

 

[blitz]

Fay, nice picK with Mystique

I'd like Martian Manhunter's powers (teleport, fly, mind reading and strength) and match it up with either Mighty Thor or Wolverine just to be kewl.

Peace.

 

[wrong hole]

.....anyone wanna play D&D, eat junk food and watch Star Wars tonight? LOL!

....this gives me an erection

 

[WhaWhaWha]

anyone wanna play D&D, eat junk food and watch Star Wars tonight? LOL!

How much do you charge for a session like that?

My review:

ate with her hands - 10+
doesnt know how old Yoda is - 7
killed my elf in 3 moves - 9

 

[JeremytheWicked]

How much do you charge for a session like that?

My review:

ate with her hands - 10+
doesnt know how old Yoda is - 7
killed my elf in 3 moves - 9

ROTFLMFAO!

 

[Bob Terwilliger]

I wanna be The Tick.

And for my 2nd power... I guess crapping out cash money ain't too shabby.

 

[Fay]

How much do you charge for a session like that?

LOL! Well, i figure if you're buying the pizza, then my time is free. However, for any ensuing bj's or fs.....what's your stamina and charisma?.....roll two d-8.....

 

[incognito]

Dragon Ball Z

Well, if Japanese anime or manga is allowed, I would pick Son Goku. He is the ultimate power in the 4 galaxies and he is pure of heart.

For those of you who don't know who he is and what powers he has acquired, here is a short list:

- can fly
- teleport (instant transmision)
- master of all martial arts
- can project almost limitless amount of "KI" (the bodies flow of energy) into an energy blast
- Is super strong
- Buddy can take a beating that would send superman crying
- the more he fights, the stronger he gets
- is able to increase his fighting strength and speed at will
- and his hair turns golden blond when he reaches his "super sayajin" mode.

Take that DC and Marvel universe.

Incognito

 

[Snook.fr]

I would like to be able to Shit Non-Pasteurized Milk Cheese.....
(the kind that's Forbiddes in Canada)

 

[incognito]

.....anyone wanna play D&D, eat junk food and watch Star Wars tonight? LOL!

You just described my perfect evening. Wait, maybe thats why i'm alone.

Incognito

 

[revolver]

I'll be Q from Star Trek TNG.