Thalia@Lyla's Spa

[langeweile]

Took a chance and went to Lyla's on Bank.
Called before to make sure she had room in the schedule. Once I arrived, five minutes later, she couldn't remember me ever calling??
I wanted an hour, but was told only half hours were available. Thalia(or something like that) was offered.
Very young, dark skin, part Colombian and Algerian. a little to skinny for my taste, but overall very nice girl.
Mama-san told me she was new.
Judging by the way she acting it could be quiet possible. a little shy and insecure.
She claims to be a student, that studies massage and reflexology.

her massage skills are very good. Her hands are very soft and very warm and she really got in to it...I think..who knows.
Like I said massge was very good. Halfway through she start VERY SLIGHT teasing, just enough to get me going.
My mind and body are being readied and prepared for the main event...I thought.
She goes on and on with the VERY LIGHT tease. I am thinking "Ok girl let's get going" Mr Happy is happy alright.....
Needless to say at this point I was more than ready....then out of the blue she says...time is up...HUH???...HUH.....that's it I ask?, Now with my blood rushing through my whole body looking like a rooster with a swollen comb....

Yeah, that's it..it was nice to meet you..and she leaves the room........

I don't know what to think. Was it a case of her being new? was it case of "I tease you so you come back for more"? or was it the whole menue? I really don't know.
In any case, if she would add a good finish, she would be definetly a repeat.

Body: 7/10 a bit too skinny for me
Face: 8/10 a bit too much makeup, but nice smile.
Service: good massage 9/10 but no finish 1/10
Attitude; seems nice, unless it's an act.
Repeat: I wait for some other guys here, to tell me what the "lack of finish" means.
$40 entrance fee. I gave her $20, because she was nice...I hope..

 

[ohpinion8ted]

Lylas

I've been there twice and both times had the exact same experience. I wasn't going to go back after the first time except other users had reported success with a girl named Mya (pronounced (my-ah). I went and had a girl named Mia (pronounced Mee-ah), thinking it was Mya, and was disappointed.

Since then - haven't gone back because I can waste my money with new talents!

Good luck.

O.

 

[energizer5]

SAme thing

I went a couple of weeks ago, and had kia or mia....the one that used to work at aqua, the same one someone reviewed and got a russian finish. She told me they dont do extras there at all. Dont really know what to make of it.

 

[langeweile]

When I lived in Atlanta it was quiet common that your mileage increased as you visited more often.
Fortunately here in Canada you have better options.

 

[GlavaMan]

langeweile,

Maybe you should have taken matters into your own hands after she left the room....and done a little 'wall decorating'!

 

[langeweile]

langeweile,

Maybe you should have taken matters into your own hands after she left the room....and done a little 'wall decorating'!

No actually I went down the road to see Rosa...Celine was there too, but she was busy..too bad..she is still a babe in my book.

 

[GlavaMan]

That is a better idea!

 

[GlavaMan]

I was as Joking....

I didn't suggest he did it. Just stating what he could have done. And I did say MAYBE. I also said he had a better idea of going down the street to Rosa's. The heat's back up & the sense of humour is down.

 

[FunJay]

My popcorn maker...

Is getting lots of use....*FunJay sits down, enjoys another bucket*

 

[GlavaMan]

Apology...I Don't Fucking Think So!

the comment about servicing himself is absolutely fine. It was the comment about spraying it all around the room or "painting" that i found offensive.

i didnt suggest that you said he did it... I said that the fact that you even suggested that was something he should have done was disgusting. Joke or no joke... I find it gross. As a MA who allows men to come to my private studio for a massage I find comments like the one you made very offensive and unacceptable. Im calling you out on something you said... if you're apolgizing, i accept your apolgy... i just suggest you think about what you say before you type.

It was a 'blueballs' joke that had nothing to do with you yet you seem to equate everything to yourself. Too fucking bad if you found it offensive, it was not intended for you as you don't have a dick.

 

[Metoo4]

Cool down peoples!

Jasmin, Glava's comment was childish but still, it's a locker room joke, a "boy club" joke, no harm intended, none done and that's where it ends.

Are you going to slap every guy in a bar you ear making rude/crude jokes? Probably not. The comment was ment for guy's humor and guys got the picture. Doesn't mean any of us would have done it. Personally, I imagined the picture and found it quite amusing! It remembered me of an "artist" who redecorated a hotel room with melted cheeze... With the dripping... (I know, gross!) Would I do it? Absolutely not!

It's like imagining making a knot in your boss's neck. Most think of it, joke about it, but the vast majority won't do anything close nor would they even seriously consider doing it.

IMOH, Glava don't have to apologize for making the comment, he can only be sorry you took it the wrong way but that's not his fault.

Glava, maybe rephrasing the title of your last post would be nice? You know, removing the "F" word in the title and in the post?

Thanks.

 

[langeweile]

Jasmin...you need to chill
I thought he was joking too..and that is all I have to say about that...

 

[Mable]

This girl has problems. Let it be guys.

 

[antlerman]

?????

Problems....nope not that girl. She has a very smart head and is very well read. She is by far not a woman with problems.

Look, when some one does have an opinion you should take it as what they feel. We are all allowed to voice and express our selves. But Throwing insults at some one by calling names only shows your lack of respect to all involved.

So let people say what they want and respond to the content and do not resort to name calling as we are hopefully all adults here....right?

 

[langeweile]

Problems....nope not that girl. She has a very smart head and is very well read. She is by far not a woman with problems.

Look, when some one does have an opinion you should take it as what they feel. We are all allowed to voice and express our selves. But Throwing insults at some one by calling names only shows your lack of respect to all involved.

So let people say what they want and respond to the content and do not resort to name calling as we are hopefully all adults here....right?

Before you pass judgement, you should read her reaction.

Remind me never to let such a pig like yourself ever come to my place for a massage. If you pulled a stunt like that I would rub your nose in it and kick your ass out the door faster then you could say boo. Think about what you say before you open your mouth. Thats disgusting and DISRESPECTFUL.

The guy was cracking a joke, which btw most guys got, and she went postal. I am sorry, but her reaction was over the top.
Before she get's herself all wound up a clarification would have been the "adult thing" to do.
hey..if you can't stand the heat....stay out of the kitchen..after all this is an anonymus message board, where themes of sexual nature are being discussed.

 

[langeweile]

Is getting lots of use....*FunJay sits down, enjoys another bucket*

hey..FJ...pass the popcorn..i got some chips and salsa here..if you care..

 

[energizer5]

I agree with antler

You cant say anything about Jasmin without going to see her. So you need to chill yourself, dont you think that by her saying that, it just goes to show you that Jasmin expects nothing but the best from her clients and in return, we get the excellent service that she provides.....I think Jasmin is well backed in this subject, so there's no point in telling her to chill...

 

[Mable]

Well, I was not going to say anything more but since I was addressed, I think I will. No, I am not going to argue; this is clearly not an argument. I still have to say that I agree with Lang. This girl herself throws insults and foul language around like there is no tomorrow and her remarks are clearly inconsistent. No I do not have the time to copy all of them out again; just read them. The original statements were not addressed to this girl, nor was the suggested behaviour. For some reason she has taken the situation personally and has expressed herself offensively. I would suggest that what one is experiencing in these posts is the true mark of the woman, not what you get when you are paying her a large sum of money for her services. Oh, and by the way, there is no linkage between mental health and being well read. Good day.

 

[langeweile]

You cant say anything about Jasmin without going to see her. So you need to chill yourself, dont you think that by her saying that, it just goes to show you that Jasmin expects nothing but the best from her clients and in return, we get the excellent service that she provides.....I think Jasmin is well backed in this subject, so there's no point in telling her to chill...

I was in no way questioning her quality of service, her looks or her integrity.All her comments on me are a carryover from discussions I had with her in the political section.
Just because I don't agree with some of her points of view in politics, doesn't automatically makes her a bad person to me...

I was questioning her judgement in jumping on somebody that made a joke. as far as seeing her...mhhmm i am not sure she would...now can we go back and talk about Thalia@Lyla's spa? Do you have any info on her??

 

[figjam4]

There is nothing wrong with Jasmin's mental health, and by continually saying that there is will just prolong this thread. She has strong views on certain issues, and is not afraid of voicing them. All the power to her.

On the matter of statements not being address to her, so what? If we respond only to statements address to us, no one will say anything. She is allowed to respond just like anyone else.

You may agree or disagree that is fine, but to say that she has drug problems or is mentaly unstable is far from the truth. I would view them as a personal attack if they were directed at me and I expect that you would too so why are you surprise that she would view it the same way? These types of comments should be kept to yourself.