The Ask-A-Drunk Thread

[The LoLRus]

Fire away, bitches!!!!!

 

[Cycleguy007]

But ray is not back until tomorrow?

 

[The LoLRus]

Can you touch your elbow to your nose?

Pretty close but.......no

 

[amber-jade]

what is the most you have had in a 24 hour period ?

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[The LoLRus]

what is the most you have had in a 24 hour period ?

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Around 25 beers (and still walked home)

But generally I only drink beer, I'm not into hard stuff and shooters

 

[amber-jade]

have you ever woke up with your hair all full of peanuts ?

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[amber-jade]

Around 25 beers (and still walked home)

But generally I only drink beer, I'm not into hard stuff and shooters

ok, on average, how many do you have a week ?

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[rafterman]

Fire away, bitches!!!!!

Ha ha ha.

I'm not a "bitch" but I would like to know:

1) How old were you the first time you got drunk.

2) What's the most you ever drank in one session ( as best as you can remember).

3) How often have you drunk till you puked?

4) When was the last time you drank till you puked?

5) Ever been so drunk you couldn't perform?

 

[The LoLRus]

have you ever woke up with your hair all full of peanuts ?

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No, never

I did wake up with my gold watch missing once, that sucked

ok, on average, how many do you have a week ?

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On average I drink twice a week. Usually between 12 and 20 beers.
Ironically I'm not drinking tonight, I will be tomorrow night.

 

[Kyra.Graves]

What does your lawn look like?

 

[The LoLRus]

Ha ha ha.

I'm not a "bitch" but I would like to know:

1) How old were you the first time you got drunk.
I think around 16, long time ago at a creek party in Etobicoke.

2) What's the most you ever drank in one session ( as best as you can remember).
I already answered, around 25 beers. I usually have a 12-case at home, then drink another 5 to 10 beers at the bar

3) How often have you drunk till you puked?
Almost never. Only time I puke is when I drink shooters

4) When was the last time you drank till you puked?
A year or 2 ago.

5) Ever been so drunk you couldn't perform?
Yes, but pretty rare. Thanx to these guys: http://www.kalyx.com/store/prodpage5.cfm/CategoryID/1000.0/SubCatID/2495.0/file.htm

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[Cycleguy007]

What does your lawn look like?

Not so bad actually...

 

[toughb]

What does your lawn look like?

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He's bald...

chuckle

 

[amber-jade]

x * (e ^(0.5x)) = 0.5

Is there a way to find the value of x?

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[beenthere123]

Ok, how many times have you woken up as said WTF. How did I ended in my bed, who undressed me, where is my car, shit where is my money.

In other words how many times you dind't remember what you did?.

 

[amber-jade]

Not so bad actually...

i would have taken those noma moon lights : ))

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[The LoLRus]

What does your lawn look like?

I live in a condo

 

[hunter001]

I live in a condo

I think she was referring to

 

[The LoLRus]

Ok, how many times have you woken up as said WTF. How did I ended in my bed, who undressed me, where is my car, shit where is my money.

In other words how many times you dind't remember what you did?.

That usually happens when I'm out of town in a hotel somewhere.
I'll wake up, look around and think "WhereTF am I, then it usually takes a few minutes to sink in what my location is.

 

[Cycleguy007]

i would have taken those noma moon lights : ))

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As long as you were naked while stealing them! (Or at least scantily clad... like that purple bikini!)