The Ask-A-Hooker Thread

Lou Siffer

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Wow, 384 posts of some of the most interesting things I've read on TERB. Great idea Gen! Thanks.

Not sure I have any questions worthy of asking just yet...
 

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genintoronto said:
This is why, when playing with those metal cockrinsg (also called gates-of-hell), you should always have a bucket of ice near by.
A polar icecap could not have fixed this. His cock was big and he had threaded not only his cock or balls through it but both at the same time. A silly lapse in judgement on the part of an otherwise extremely intelligent man.
 

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A polar icecap could not have fixed this. His cock was big and he had threaded not only his cock or balls through it but both at the same time. A silly lapse in judgement on the part of an otherwise extremely intelligent man.
Oh, I was not suggesting that this would necessarily have solved the problem. My point was more a recommendation to anyone playing with metal cockrings or gates-of-hell to always have ice nearby, so that it's possible to stop the swolling before its too late and the cock is trapped in a too small cockring.
 

snowleopard

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All this talk of ice -- Gen with bucketfuls, in Kyra's bath -- I'm getting hypothermia just thinking about it!

I know ... some snowleopard!
 

amber-jade

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snowleopard said:
All this talk of ice -- Gen with bucketfuls, in Kyra's bath -- I'm getting hypothermia just thinking about it!

I know ... some snowleopard!
thats when .. ''fire & ice '' comes into play,
listerine strips & ice chips
:p

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Carrie Moon

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amber-jade said:
carrie you know i love/lust you, but i have to disagree
( you can spank me later ):p

swingers parties, and a stag have nothing in common , not even on the same book of sex play
IMHO


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yes you are correct.. but I only meant in that there is alcohol in a group scene where people are more apt to do things they wouldn't do.

and hell ya.. I"ll spank ya later.. weren't you going to give me your new mailing address so I can send ya that movie we did???
 

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Rockslinger said:
I'm sorry. I think I got Carrie's locale confused with Twinklegirl or Erin Ryder's former locale.
That's okay.. hopefully you were confused by my photos making all the blood rush from your head to your dick.:D
 

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pokerdude said:
Without naming any names, have you done anybody famous?
sort of.. just a guy from local news.. won't say which town I was in at the time or which channel :)

It was kind of funny because I knew I knew him from somewhere but he claimed to be a traveling salesman. Then minutes after the appt I turned on the tv and there he was!
 

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Carrie Moon said:
I only meant in that there is alcohol in a group scene where people are more apt to do things they wouldn't do.
One time in the VIP, I asked this dancer what it would take for me to "have my way" with her. She said "money" or "alcohol". I opted for alcohol. BIG MISTAKE! It would have been a lot less expensive if I had opted to just give her the money. How can a 5'3" naked young woman drink so much alcohol?:eek:
 

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Rockslinger said:
That is why I'm surprised by the "all is cool, no envy, no jealousy" socially correct answers we are getting from the escorts.:confused: I'll never forget the "death looks" I got from Amazon as I left the VIP with her best friend. Or, the time Scorpion asked: "What is she giving you that you are not getting from me?" Too much drama!
that totally depends on the escorts level of maturity/healthy ego.

In strip joints I've been a patron where the girls were so catty to me (usually the wait staff and less so the strippers) that I've never gone back. The one time I tried stripping was in LA at crazy girls.. I just wanted to say I'd tried it once. Some of the girls became so catty.. and making fun of me being Canadian it was laughable... talk about competitive.

There are a few strip joints I like.. but the ones that are not female patron friendly are about 1/2... in my experience..

I've heard that hairdressers can get pretty pissed off too if you choose someone else instead of them in the same salon.. generally I cut my own hair so have no personal experience with that.
 
genintoronto said:
Ice can be a very interesting addition to a blowjob as well. Just sayin'
Snow cones, fun flavours and the ice has that melt in your mouth goodness that chills all around but no clunky cubes to deal with, plus it's easy to pop more in if you want to cool off again.
Just be sure to have one cube ready for the finish. ;-)

 

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Kyra_to said:
Snow cones, fun flavours and the ice has that melt in your mouth goodness that chills all around but no clunky cubes to deal with, plus it's easy to pop more in if you want to cool off again.
Just be sure to have one cube ready for the finish. ;-)

Is this what they call a snowjob?
 

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Do girls do drugs for the most to numb the thought of being with someone they're not remotely attracted to?

With stippers I find they live in a fantasy land where guys are constantly fawning over them and the girls are always the ones in control (not that there's anything wrong with that:D), I've seen one poor guy wait for his regular and I don't think she ever came over to see him. Escorts get this too to a degree, can they separate real life from their job, can the ego of some of the girls get out of control?

Final question, how has the biz changed you, made you stronger, like or dislike men more, empowered?

I think that about does it for me, I've reached my quota, thanks ladies....I prolly could have worded 'snobby bitches' a little better.
 

Carrie Moon

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BallzDeep said:
Do girls do drugs for the most to numb the thought of being with someone their not remotely attracted to?

With stippers I find they live in a fantasy land where guys are constantly fawning over them and the girls are always the ones in control (not that there's anything wrong with that:D), I've seen one poor guy wait for his regular and I don't think she ever came over to see him. Escorts get this too to a degree, can they separate real life from their job, can the ego of some of the girls get out of control?

Final question, how has the biz changed you, made you stronger, like or dislike men more, empowered?

girls do drugs if they have a drug problem.. then to pay for their drugs they either escort, strip or steal.. many drug addicts don't work in the sex industry so they rob/steal..

I'm sure some girls get into drugs from hating their job in the sex industry but then of course they shouldn't be doing it in the first place.

the biz has made me like men more... and definitely made me feel empowered simply because I'm my own boss. I have worked almost every kind of job from waitressing, treeplanting, painting houses to teaching, being a clinician, to sales rep for a major company. I like being my own boss immensely.. and that is empowering.

Hell ya I can separate sex from love at work.. mostly...but in my personal life it can still be a problem. I have only 2 male friends who don't have a fantasy of sleeping with me at some point.. my brother and a gay friend. So how can one separate sex from love in a male/female relationship.. heck even some of my married bosses/workmates I'd fantasize over to this day.
 

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Carrie Moon said:
yes you are correct.. but I only meant in that there is alcohol in a group scene where people are more apt to do things they wouldn't do.
and hell ya.. I"ll spank ya later.. weren't you going to give me your new mailing address so I can send ya that movie we did???
100% true

<----- bends over , crabs my ankles, and waits for carrie to walk into the room :p

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Rockslinger

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Carrie Moon said:
That's okay.. hopefully you were confused by my photos making all the blood rush from your head to your dick.
This is so embarrassing. Good thing it wasn't a PM. You and Twinklegirl are both amply breasted white women of a certain age so the confusion is understandable. To compound matters, I got CycleGuy all excited. BTW Love the photo and yes that is a pretty shoe;) in your hand.
 

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Kyra_to said:
Snow cones, fun flavours and the ice has that melt in your mouth goodness that chills all around but no clunky cubes to deal with, plus it's easy to pop more in if you want to cool off again.
Just be sure to have one cube ready for the finish. ;-)

I like how you think.

How come we've never done a duo call together? Think of all the wicked things we could come up with with our two minds working together toward the same goal. Someone should think of doing something about this.
 

snowleopard

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BallzDeep said:
Escorts get this too to a degree, can they separate real life from their job, can the ego of some of the girls get out of control?
I can't speak for the ladies of course, but in my experience it's just the opposite. Most of the escorts I've met are some of the least egotistical, most down to earth people I know ... in fact, that's what I like about them. Just an observation, I have no explanation for it.
 
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