The Avails.

[FatOne]

wft is the avails? alius is blue? Is this post in code?

a·vail (-vl)
v. a·vailed, a·vail·ing, a·vails
v.tr.
To be of use or advantage to; help: Nothing could avail the dying patient.
v.intr.
To be of use, value, or advantage; serve: Halfway measures will no longer avail.
n.
Use, benefit, or advantage: labored to no avail.
Idiom:

It is a perfectly cromulent word. Unlike Alius which I believe to be a misspelling of Alias.

That being said, every time I see the thread title I always read it is the Anvils and think of that song from the musical Oklahoma.
"Oklahoma where the Anvils keep falling on my head".

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnvilOnHead
In one episode, Tiny Toon Adventures parodied the song Raindrops Keep Fallin' on my Head replacing "Raindrops" with (what else?) anvils,

There is nothing that dropping an anvil on something doesn't solve.

 

[Sandra Baxter]

a·vail (-vl)
v. a·vailed, a·vail·ing, a·vails
v.tr.
To be of use or advantage to; help: Nothing could avail the dying patient.
v.intr.
To be of use, value, or advantage; serve: Halfway measures will no longer avail.
n.
Use, benefit, or advantage: labored to no avail.
Idiom:

It is a perfectly cromulent word. Unlike Alius which I believe to be a misspelling of Alias.

That being said, every time I see the thread title I always read it is the Anvils and think of that song from the musical Oklahoma.
"Oklahoma where the Anvils keep falling on my head".

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnvilOnHead
In one episode, Tiny Toon Adventures parodied the song Raindrops Keep Fallin' on my Head replacing "Raindrops" with (what else?) anvils,

There is nothing that dropping an anvil on something doesn't solve.

OMFG fatso you so nailed me.

Ha ha. As if.

 

[FatOne]

OMFG fatso you so nailed me.

Ha ha. As if.

You are a vile and disgusting thing.

 

[great bear]

You are a vile and disgusting thing.

Fats, stop admiring Sandra.