The Biggest and The Smallest Girl You've ever Banged

[Troops]

When i was 15 i worked at KFC. My assistant manager was this 400lbs woman................no shit. One nite when things were slow she was telling me that she has not had sex in 3 years since her divorce. I kinda felt sorry for her and told her that i'll do her but only this one time. What was i thinking?...........i have no idea. I was just a horny kid. We closed up at nite and i bent her over on the counter and tried to stick it in but my cock couldn't reach because of the excess fat from her ass and thighs. So i layed her on the floor. But even then i had to lift her belly to find the hole. Did i enjoy it? Not really. But she did eat up my cock like it was the last chicken wing in the KFC bucket.

The smallest girl i've ever been with was when i met this stripper over 10 years ago who happened to be a midget. She was 4'4" tall and weighed about 60lbs. It was kinda awkward doing doggy style because i'm 6' tall. It worked best when she rode on top. She rode me like a bucking bronco. Even when i shot my load inside her i think the pressure of my cum made her lose her balance cos she''s so light.

 

[Quirt]

Tis better to have loved a short girl, than never to have loved a tall.

Not much experience with the larger girls Troops, but years ago in New York I used to frequent a Korean "massage" place. The Mamasan knew me, and being 6"2, she paired me up with the smallest cutest Korean barbie doll I've ever seen, before, or since.

This cutie was 4"10, and couldn't have been over 80lbs.
Once the ice was broken we had a ball. This was the kind of girl the word "spinner" was coined to describe.

 

[jerbear]

Only on the sheep farm.
The one called me a Baaastard
and the other called me Daaaddy!

 

[YorkNorthGuy]

The smallest for me was a chick I met in Florida during a spring break trip. She must have been 5' and 95 lbs.

The biggest... must have been Jenn Angel.

 

[ohioguy]

Smallest: about 5'1" - 5'2", 100lbs. or so
Biggest: about 5'7" - 5'8", 160-170lbs.

Both pretty good.

 

[Troops]

I see no one has beat me yet. But i'm not bragging.

*holding my head in shame*

 

[Phat Boy]

When i was 15 i worked at KFC. My assistant manager was this 400lbs woman................no shit. One nite when things were slow she was telling me that she has not had sex in 3 years since her divorce. I kinda felt sorry for her and told her that i'll do her but only this one time. What was i thinking?...........i have no idea. I was just a horny kid. We closed up at nite and i bent her over on the counter and tried to stick it in but my cock couldn't reach because of the excess fat from her ass and thighs. So i layed her on the floor. But even then i had to lift her belly to find the hole. Did i enjoy it? Not really. But she did eat up my cock like it was the last chicken wing in the KFC bucket.

The smallest girl i've ever been with was when i met this stripper over 10 years ago who happened to be a midget. She was 4'4" tall and weighed about 60lbs. It was kinda awkward doing doggy style because i'm 6' tall. It worked best when she rode on top. She rode me like a bucking bronco. Even when i shot my load inside her i think the pressure of my cum made her lose her balance cos she''s so light.

nice to see you do charity work.

 

[jerbear]

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The biggest... must have been Jenn Angel. [/B][/QUOTE]

But she looks like she can give a good foot job.
She got my attention at the Terb party.

 

[Berlin]

I think you have covered both ends of the size spectrum pretty much Troops, quite difficult to top.

Tiniest:
An Asian club gal I met at an hostess night club in Hong Kong during a business trip almost 10-12 years ago. Club Volvo or something like that...anyway, those gals all wore formal long dresses on premise , with super high heels. I wasn't aware of her ultra enhanced height until we met at the club lobby later on for take out. She was very petite, 4 foot 6 or 8, tied up long black hair, slim body and legs, about 90 lb's, 30-32 B rack about, not bad for an Asian gal at all. The club gals all looked older with the bad club lighting, as for her, she was barely legal, just barely.

Had a great time with her at one of the love motel that night, her youthfulness more than made up for her inexperience in servicing. A very suppressed dead fish , she was... the poor gal was trying so hard not to moan. But I can still remember her super soft and tight skin, her proportional body with just the right amount of baby fat. It was a fun experience nonetheless.


Plus size:
Yeah, I have done my fair share of charity work: have freed a handful of young 'Willy' in the past.
Nothing super duper in size though. But I must agree with some of you, the fat chicks I slept with all gave amazing BJ, they all really sucked and slurped liked there was no tomorrow. In terms of BJ's, I was never let down by a Willy, never.I suppose the ones I met had the righ attitude and the perfect amount of hunger ( no pun intended ) in them for sex.

 

[dogman]

Years ago I lived with a chick that was 5' tall and weighed 95 lbs. soaking wet........at the other end I met this lady about 3 years ago who had this thing to give someone head in her office during office hours......she was about 6' tall and over 250 lbs.....if this counts.

Dogman

 

[scouser1]

ahhh you guys are amateurs when it comes to the bigger gals, Jenn Angel, please she is a skinny winny compared to some of the gals i been with, by the way biggest was 220lbs smallest had to be about 100 lbs and 5'0

 

[SirLickheralot]

My smallest was an asian lady about 4'8/85lbs my biggest was 6'1/250lbs+. I guess I'll have to try harder if I want to match you Troops.

 

[Troops]

My smallest was an asian lady about 4'8/85lbs my biggest was 6'1/250lbs+. I guess I'll have to try harder if I want to match you Troops.

Did you find your experience enjoyable?

 

[jerbear]

skinny winny? LOL your a cutie hun... Been to any good malls lately? (Inside joke here)

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Jerbear strangely enough no one who has experianced it has posted a review. ;-) LOL

Maybe I should rephrase that.
An exciting foot massage I observed with I think gentle ben.
Too busy watching .

 

[fflowley]

chubby chaser

I had a friend in college, whose stated goal each semester was "to f**k a ton". He meant that literally. i saw some VERY large women disappear into his room over the years. I'm sure there were times he reached a ton after 2 or 3 women.

Flooey!

 

[The Real Deal]

When i was 15 i worked at KFC. My assistant manager was this 400lbs woman................no shit.

What’s the deal with that?
Has anyone else notice that a lot of managers at these fast food joints are big berthas? What is it? Are they the official food testers or what?
Troops, care to weigh in on this? Sorry, no pun intended.

 

[Troops]

Re: Re: The Biggest and The Smallest Girl You've ever Banged

What’s the deal with that?
Has anyone else notice that a lot of managers at these fast food joints are big berthas? What is it? Are they the official food testers or what?
Troops, care to weigh in on this? Sorry, no pun intended.

I think maybe its quite possibly that overweight women are discrimated against when applying for more meaningful jobs. I think they are turned down base upon their looks. So they end up taking the only job they can, which is in fast food. I know that many of these overwight fast food workers are quite educated and should be making a high 5 figure salary.............but who's gonna hire them?
And i think out of depression these women just tend to binge at work.

 

[thecoolguyms72]

Heaviest girl: A cute 250 + lb. girl about 7 yrs. ago that had one of those, if she lost a person's worth of weight, she'd be really pretty faces. She could suck a medicine ball through a garden hose, but fucking her was not fun. I've done a few fatties in my time, but I usually don't get off unless they blow me, whack me off, or tittie fuck or something. This one, I couldn't blow, so after putting it to her of a while, I told her I needed her to do something else. I told her a BJ/HJ letting me blow my load on her face and chest would do it. She didn't seem to mind and eagerly obliged.

Smallest: About a year ago, after losing some weight myself, I had confidence and met this tiny little hottie, brunette, blue eyes, about a B cup, great little butt, everything I like. We hit it off, a few dates later I close the deal. Problem, she was a dead fuck. We may not have hit it off sexually, so part of the problem may have been mine..........nah, couldn't be.........so I tried a few times. She was no taller than 5' if that, and certainly less than 100 lbs. It was weird, she didn't like being on top.......she seemed to like me on top even though I was twice her size at least. Weird. Well, those were the extremes for me.

I've turned down larger than 250lbs, I'm sure, but that was because they were just not attractive to me.

 

[TonyMontana]

Fat girls give the best head!!!!

In Italy one year to visit relatives many many eons ago, I had a local fat lard ass girl from my Uncles town following me around. I guess beacsue I was the North American young stud visitng... She weighed a good 200-215 LBS. 3 loose hairs on her chinny chin chin and the hairiest legs and arms I have ever seen, she reminded me of George The Animal Steel. I was there for 3 weeks and was horny as hell. She hardly spoke a word of English, I lied my ass off and she agreed and nodded to everything I ever said to her. One night while out for a smoke she took me to the back of the barn (yes HER barn..the pig!) and sucked my cock like it was the last canelonni on earth. I sat back and thought, ahh this poor girl, this is probably the best thing that will cross her path for years to come. Turns out the next day while at the market, I found out she was the Town Mayor's daughter, she had more money that me. I tried to talk to her and she ignored me, i felt so used

 

[james t kirk]

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I think maybe its quite possibly that overweight women are discrimated against when applying for more meaningful jobs. I think they are turned down base upon their looks. So they end up taking the only job they can, which is in fast food. I know that many of these overwight fast food workers are quite educated and should be making a high 5 figure salary.............but who's gonna hire them?
And i think out of depression these women just tend to binge at work.

Come and work at my office.

We have a hire ugly policy. My company will NOT hire young eye candy under ANY circumstances.

It's true.

Our receptionist (though i love her dearly) is in her mid 60's. Every other woman in the joint is over the age of 55.

No possibility of sexual harassment.

No office romances

No office affairs.

No guys sniffing around the front reception area for no reason.

It's an unwritten policy in the joint.

NOT ONE WOMAN TO LOOK AT. You are here to WORK you good for nothing horny bastard.