The biggest disappointment of my life

havingfun

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When I was a kid, I used to masturbate - a lot. I always thought that when I was older, I would get laid a lot. But I still masturbate a lot more than I get laid. Life has been a huge disappointment in this regard.
 

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You see, your disappointment came from flawed logic-why would you assume that you will get laid a lot just because you masturbate? Masturbation teaches you how to please yourself, not another person (unless that person of the same gender, of course, which worked well for me ; ) I will take liberty of saying that people who get laid a lot, for the most part, are good at pleasing another person-which is why many ppl want to sleep with them.

I, for example, made an assumption that when I grow up, I will masturbate even more, and I did not end up disappointed :p
 

Petzel

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If that's the major disappointent of your life, it's not half bad. Things could be a lot worse. :thumb:
 

mrsCALoki

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That's just so wrong, you should celebrate this dance of life together!
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If men masturbate they will eventually go and masturbate into some strange women.

Masturbation is bad. We have a deal. He is not allowed to masturbate, and I must always remove any extra sperm he has :)

A good deal for both of us :).

All wives should try to eliminate masturbation.
 

Buick Mackane

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I could live without masturbation with a wife like that, but only if she was a good cook as well.
 

oil&gas

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I can never understand why anyone upon growing into
adulthood would turn to self-masturbation for relief. You
have to be either desperate or you just can't even afford
the lowest level of services in the MP world.
 

havingfun

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I can never understand why anyone upon growing into
adulthood would turn to self-masturbation for relief. You
have to be either desperate or you just can't even afford
the lowest level of services in the MP world.
Lowest level of services in the MP world - about $60 for 1/2 hour? I need a minimum of 4x per week = $240 per week x 52 weeks = $12,400 plus there are times when I will succumb to offers of extra services and then 4x per week won't always be enough. So I will say that the budget grows to $16,000 per year. That's too much for me. Thank god for free porn. Lucky is the man, with a budget large enough not to have to masturbate.
 

DigitallyYours

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I think masturbation is its own thing. Even when I am getting regular sex, I still jerk off it for its own unique form of gratification.
 

katcalla

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I can never understand why anyone upon growing into
adulthood would turn to self-masturbation for relief. You
have to be either desperate or you just can't even afford
the lowest level of services in the MP world.

I don't masturbate for relief, I like the process! Sometimes I take a bath and I like to read while in a hot soapy water with bubbles slowly sliding on my breasts and bum. Sometimes I will read erotica and I'll get really worked up. Oh, whoever invented waterproof vibrator, bless their soul...
 

havingfun

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I don't masturbate for relief, I like the process! Sometimes I take a bath and I like to read while in a hot soapy water with bubbles slowly sliding on my breasts and bum. Sometimes I will read erotica and I'll get really worked up. Oh, whoever invented waterproof vibrator, bless their soul...
damn ... runs off to masturbate
 

GrandBlasterK

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I don't masturbate for relief, I like the process! Sometimes I take a bath and I like to read while in a hot soapy water with bubbles slowly sliding on my breasts and bum....
Mmmmmm, I can masturbate to that thought! I've even come home and masturbated after spending time with an SP because our session was still lingering in my mind. I've also admitted masturbating over their erotic photos and that just got them really worked up, hot & bothered for me. I would agree that men who get plenty of action are really good at pleasing women because it's a two way street.
 

mrsCALoki

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I don't masturbate for relief, I like the process! Sometimes I take a bath and I like to read while in a hot soapy water with bubbles slowly sliding on my breasts and bum. Sometimes I will read erotica and I'll get really worked up. Oh, whoever invented waterproof vibrator, bless their soul...
Our masturbating is not the same. It is those pesky sperms that want to get out. Once they discover they can escape without wifie's help they become a huge problem. You have to prevent DSBU .
 

Ceiling Cat

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I get laid a lot and I still masturbate a lot! Whats the biggy?
 

DigitallyYours

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." - Woody Allen[/FONT]
 

ogibowt

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I can never understand why anyone upon growing into
adulthood would turn to self-masturbation for relief. You
have to be either desperate or you just can't even afford
the lowest level of services in the MP world.
i can tell that you have an extensive knowledge of human sexuality..
 
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