The biggest disappointment of my life

[scdave2003]

Masterbation keeps me from thinking of the greatest disappointment of my life - marriage. But I'm not bitter.

 

[descartes]

When I was a kid, I used to masturbate - a lot. I always thought that when I was older, I would get laid a lot. But I still masturbate a lot more than I get laid. Life has been a huge disappointment in this regard.

If that's your biggest disappointment... you're not doing too bad in life!!!

 

[alex52]

Your lucky this is the biggest disappointment in your life

 

[letsn0twastetime]

That's just so wrong, you should celebrate this dance of life together!
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If men masturbate they will eventually go and masturbate into some strange women.

Masturbation is bad. We have a deal. He is not allowed to masturbate, and I must always remove any extra sperm he has

A good deal for both of us .

All wives should try to eliminate masturbation.

I wish more wives were like you but sadly she's always "too tired" with other chores. As I measure my life by how well my kids do, this poses a dilemma, I want her to put the time in my kids ergo I cannot fault her for neglecting my physical needs. Hence the masturbation and hobbying to keep one sane!

 

[GG2]

I love teasing for a few hrs

Hours? Does foreplay last hours for you too? What a nightmare.

 

[GPIDEAL]

all the married men here on Terb have been let out of the house with those pesky sperms. Free range sperm are the enemy of all married women. Get the buggers, capture them in any orifice you can, and absorb them.

LMAO. Do you know what I sometimes say after I get off with a woman (or women)? "Oh, the libido demons have been exorcised from my soul".

In a way, you're right. Release your hubby from the clutches of accumulating sperm, lest he go elsewhere for relief. You are a good wifey Mrs. Loki.

Question: Does he ever get the urge mid-day such that he has to call you and say "Let's meet up - I don't think you got all of those pesky bastards this morning"?

 

[legmann]

I still masturbate a lot more than I get laid.

Who doesn't??

 

[GPIDEAL]

perhaps but sperm has a billion little minds of their own .... and with a little organization, Its been my experience they can get up to no good , often out of rebellion against the source of their feeling over- controlled

Mrs. Loki knows how to be a good whore in the bedroom. I don't think he has to wander.

 

[Ohyesuare]

My girlfriend wants it more then me most of the time and she gets angry at me when she knows I have masturbated. Masturbating is just another way to do it, and if she isn't around well I don't have much patience.

 

[mrsCALoki]

I think you are doing something wrong ... lol .... with pussy I mean.

Or the pussy is

 

[mrsCALoki]

LMAO. Do you know what I sometimes say after I get off with a woman (or women)? "Oh, the libido demons have been exorcised from my soul".

In a way, you're right. Release your hubby from the clutches of accumulating sperm, lest he go elsewhere for relief. You are a good wifey Mrs. Loki.

Question: Does he ever get the urge mid-day such that he has to call you and say "Let's meet up - I don't think you got all of those pesky bastards this morning"?

Loki averages about a dozen sperm termination missions a week . Most mornings, and some afternoons and evenings

We spend a LOT of time together, including afternoons.