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i can tell that you have an extensive knowledge of human sexuality..
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I will none the less try to get everyone of LL's pesky sperms and absorb them into my body. Better safe than sorry. Loose sperms lead to problems.
 
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If I wanted to have sex with something old and wrinkly, I'd use my Hand.

From a one episode character played by Abe Vigoda on the Norm Show.
 
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Masturbation is glorious!

No pussy on Earth can compete with my loving firm grip. :thumb:
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I think you are doing something wrong ... lol .... with pussy I mean.
 
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mrsCALoki said:
Our masturbating is not the same. It is those pesky sperms that want to get out. Once they discover they can escape without wifie's help they become a huge problem. You have to prevent DSBU .
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Agree, sperm is what makes the difference! But come on, ladies need relief too, albeit for a different reasons. I guess what I'm trying to say is that masturbation doesn't have to be just for relief, whether you are a man or a woman. I tease in bed a lot because it builds anticipation and orgasm is more intense. As I'm sure most men here will agree, mechanical bbbj that I hear so much about will get you to come as well, but it's not the same orgasm as when you take your time to enjoy the ride-release is not everything.
 
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katcalla said:
Agree, sperm is what makes the difference! But come on, ladies need relief too, albeit for a different reasons. I guess what I'm trying to say is that masturbation doesn't have to be just for relief, whether you are a man or a woman. I tease in bed a lot because it builds anticipation and orgasm is more intense. As I'm sure most men here will agree, mechanical bbbj that I hear so much about will get you to come as well, but it's not the same orgasm as when you take your time to enjoy the ride-release is not everything.
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I love teasing for a few hrs, and pretty much everyone knows how to put a man's orgasm on "HOLD" so you can start over and over until he is trembling in need. I adore it. But masturbation is not at all like that in my mind. It is just a warm up :). es it make sense to do that with a client? To satisfy LL that way takes at least 2 or 3 hours and can take a lot longer. Not much use with the old HH crowed?
 
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it shouldn't be a contest.

i think you have control issues. and trust issues.

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Buick Mackane said:
That's just so wrong, you should celebrate this dance of life together!
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If men masturbate they will eventually go and masturbate into some strange women.

Masturbation is bad. We have a deal. He is not allowed to masturbate, and I must always remove any extra sperm he has :)

A good deal for both of us :).

All wives should try to eliminate masturbation.
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kratz said:
it shouldn't be a contest.

i think you have control issues. and trust issues.
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all the married men here on Terb have been let out of the house with those pesky sperms. Free range sperm are the enemy of all married women. Get the buggers, capture them in any orifice you can, and absorb them.
 
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mrsCALoki said:
Free range sperm are the enemy of all married women. Get the buggers, capture them in any orifice you can, and absorb them.
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God bless you, my dear!
 
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the problem is you only have 3 viable orifices and they are all attached to the same host organism.

mrsCALoki said:
kratz said:
it shouldn't be a contest.

i think you have control issues. and trust issues.



all the married men here on Terb have been let out of the house with those pesky sperms. Free range sperm are the enemy of all married women. Get the buggers, capture them in any orifice you can, and absorb them.
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mrsCALoki

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kratz said:
the problem is you only have 3 viable orifices and they are all attached to the same host organism.
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But LL is 59, and I am 26. And this host organism rather attractive. And without DSBU most men do not seem to bother looking for others :)
 
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mrsCALoki

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kratz said:
if thats what lets you sleep at night, mazel....
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I am pretty certain I am safe. He is a man, not a child that never grew up :)
 
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perhaps but sperm has a billion little minds of their own .... and with a little organization, Its been my experience they can get up to no good , often out of rebellion against the source of their feeling over- controlled
 
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mrsCALoki

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kratz said:
perhaps but sperm has a billion little minds of their own .... and with a little organization, Its been my experience they can get up to no good , often out of rebellion against the source of their feeling over- controlled
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Not for adult men who are in love :) But believe whatever you want :)
 
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