The Diego and Enzo Show

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The Diego and Kattas Show.

Kattas says to herself, "will I be orange when I grow up".
 

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Shere Khan is 750 lbs of Siberian coiled steel and sex appeal.

And he looks like a prim English gentleman, "I say China Doll would it be a spot of bother to make tea"?

Tigers mate for life, when one dies the other soon follows.

 

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Enzo gives Diego lots of leeway, but when it comes to showing who's the "Capo de tutti capi" , Diego gets the message.

If you don't want to watch the whole thing go to: 12:30.

 

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Late last year Michael had a run in with dumb home invaders. He closed the gate before they could get in and said (to warn them), "I can't let you in, Enzo will kill you".

Of course he will. Unlike the gregarious Diego, Enzo is devoted to Michael and Jackie, all other humans he holds in suspicion. He could easily hurdle the fence if his masters were in trouble. Here he shows his power...the look on the dude's face is priceless!

The maintenance crew, there to make repairs after the hailstorm. Go to 4:40

 

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The Charlize Theron of the zoohouse has returned, she hasn't been seen most of this year.

I confess to having a fetish for nail polish. The lads have their own attitudes about the lady of the house. Enzo always plays hard to get, Diego, ever the Lothario, attempts to win her heart his way.

 

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Great apes are freakishly strong. A Silverback gorilla is capable of killing a male lion. Gorgeous Victoria shows how to approach a great ape the right way.

Big brother has Junior's back, making sure the humans don't do anything shady.

 
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How to approach a Great Ape the wrong way. She's lucky she didn't lose it at the elbow - or shoulder. Silly tourist.

 

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Being the ultimate badass, Michael Jamison knows how to handle pussy.

- he once shared a jail cell with a mobster, John Gotti called him Sir.

- when he was born, the doctor turned to his mother and said, "it's a man".

 

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He gave a lecture at a university. A female student said to another, "I'd fuck him" - the gay student said "get in line".

 
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