The Diego and Enzo Show

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Enzo is The Quiet Man alpha male of the Zoohouse. Diego wants that title, so he Pearl Harbours Enzo - not a good idea.

The first roar is Diego the second is Enzo. The first 7:20 minutes.

 

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Tigers meow, which makes them seem like cute oversized tabby cats. No matter how silly they can get, you never turn your back on a tiger.

 

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I'm not certain, I believe that Mr. Peezer Pants has retired from tiger tug of war.

"Hey Strawberry have you seen my pills man".

 

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Just when all around you seems so glum...IT'S TIGER BUBBLE BATH YIPEE!

Teegees is right into it, Boomer Wells is confused.

 

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Unlike George Costanza, there's no shrinkage on Boomer.

 

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There's hope for Texas.

The habitat where Boomer and Mr. Peezer Pants abide is called The Center of Animal Research and Education, a non profit entity located north west of Dallas - Fort Worth. It's run by the Khran family and it's open to the public.

Derek Khran spending time with the kittens, little balls of fur they are. Missy (pictured) has fuzzy cheeks and round eyes, she has three brothers. Her dates are going to have a rough time.

 

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Slade is no weirdo, he's just a goofy fuck.

 

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Someone's been farting.

 

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It's almost UFC!

Baggy vs Noey. Baggy thinks she's The Iron Sheik.

 

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Miss Fuzzy Cheeks doesn't want milk.

 

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Why does Slade have to get a job? I suggested that one of the kittens should be named Woody Tobias Jr.

 

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Slade and Chet agree, Trix should be for everyone.

 

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Noey's mate Wali passed away, which explains why she was pulling Baggy's lariat.

 

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As Amur (Siberian) tigers, Slade and Boomer have developed into the biggest blokes in the compound.

Here's a look back on their bumpkin days.

 

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Like house cats, tigers also meow.

 

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What the op said is true, tigers cuffs produces sarotonin. Slade is massive, he has the lowest cuff, he's also an adorable goofball.

 

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I looked up CARE on Google Maps, it's northwest of Fort Worth near Paisano's Authentic Pizza.

When did Boomer become Mr. Potato Head.

 

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The whereabouts of the intruder remains unknown, they found a big toe.

 

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This short gets it wrong, Siberian tigers blimp out as cubs. It's part of their survival apparatus as it adapts to the Amur climate.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BUMydTu2SkA

 

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Major storm hits the Dallas-Ft Worth area, CARE has been dramatically affected.

I hope Joe Rogan isn't hurt.