Well it's Friday and since we won't have anything to post about in the Leafs/Sens threads until next week, I though I would start the official Intern Monica thread. I propose everyone contrinbute one of their favourite little anecdotes demonstrating how that lovely roving auditor touched all of our lives and put a smile on our faces. I know we all have had our own Intern Monica in the past and since the weather is so crappy outside, I think that sharing the stories might give us all a warm fuzzy feeling inside.
I'll start things off with one of my personal favourites...well, as you know, on a daily basis, I would walk by Monica's desk and re-position her pencils, pens, stapler and calculator so that they were either just out of reach so she'd have to really stretch herself across the desk to get them...or I'd move them close to the edge of the desk so that someone walking by (usually me
) would accidentally knock them onto the floor. Now remember, Monica's desk was right outside my office window, so when she bent over to pick everything up off the floor I got the most wonderful view of her tight little butt.
Now that on it's own was enough to keep me happy, but the part that really demonstrated to me what a special person Monica was, came the day she realized that I was intentionally knocking everything onto the floor to get a look at that butt, she didn't complain or call human resources with some overblown story about harassment (her-ass-ment?)...no not Monica. In fact, other than a knowing smile, she never even let on she knew what was going on. However, from that day on, not only did she start wearing tighter, shorter skirts that accentuated her outstanding butt and her great legs, she actually stopped wearing her thong all together. What a trooper.
I know Gobber and Fang miss Monica dearly and have been quite depressed since her departure. And because of her "there's no I in Team" attitude, I believe as a tribute, Monica deserves here own offical thread. So I invite everyone to help cheer up our to downtrodden board buddies and share their stories of how Monica brightened up their work day.
I'll start things off with one of my personal favourites...well, as you know, on a daily basis, I would walk by Monica's desk and re-position her pencils, pens, stapler and calculator so that they were either just out of reach so she'd have to really stretch herself across the desk to get them...or I'd move them close to the edge of the desk so that someone walking by (usually me
) would accidentally knock them onto the floor. Now remember, Monica's desk was right outside my office window, so when she bent over to pick everything up off the floor I got the most wonderful view of her tight little butt. Now that on it's own was enough to keep me happy, but the part that really demonstrated to me what a special person Monica was, came the day she realized that I was intentionally knocking everything onto the floor to get a look at that butt, she didn't complain or call human resources with some overblown story about harassment (her-ass-ment?)...no not Monica. In fact, other than a knowing smile, she never even let on she knew what was going on. However, from that day on, not only did she start wearing tighter, shorter skirts that accentuated her outstanding butt and her great legs, she actually stopped wearing her thong all together. What a trooper.
I know Gobber and Fang miss Monica dearly and have been quite depressed since her departure. And because of her "there's no I in Team" attitude, I believe as a tribute, Monica deserves here own offical thread. So I invite everyone to help cheer up our to downtrodden board buddies and share their stories of how Monica brightened up their work day.
