The Simpsons: Who's Coming Out of the Closet?

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The problem with Moe is explaining away his affair with Marg. However, Kristy the Clown mmght be a candidate. I don't recall his being involved with any affairs.
 

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Its got to be good ole Gil

/poor bastard never catches a break
 

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I agree Smithers is too obvious. There have been hints that Patty is less interested in men than Selma. Selma actually got married at least twice, while Patty gave up the only guy interested in her (Principal Skinner) to stay with Selma. But again, too obvious.

Milhouse is a little weiner, but he has a crush on Lisa, as does Ralph. Professor Frink, Apu, Cletus, and Dr. Hibbert are all married. Jimbo, Nelson, Kearney and Dolph are always together... how gay is that? Lenny and/or Carl, or maybe someone more obscure, like Groundskeeper Wilie, Dr. Nick Riviera, Comic Book Guy or Bumblebee Man, are all decent choices, but I am going to go out on a crazy limb and say Miss Hoover, Lisa's teacher.
 

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Huh??

DenWa said:
well the obvious choice is Smithers...which means it will probably be the Sea Captain or someone else somewhat obscure just to throw us off.

DW
I don't think Smithers was ever IN the closet! :D
 

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With the writers for that show, we never know. Smithers could very well turn out to be some hard core " Homonger " .
 

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right here
someone said:
That school janitor (what's his name, Willy or something). I don't recall his ever being involved with a woman.
How could you say Willie??? Ingrate. I too agree, it would be sheep with him.


Moe is my choice. Under that scruffy exterior lies a vulnerable and sensitive guy. He ended up doing that fat drunk guy who is always in his bar when the guy passed out while leaning over the pool table. It was a quiet night and th only other one in there was Homer. I forgot what Moe told Homer he was doing?? But Homer bought it.
 

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Nelson

I am going to have to place my bet on Nelson. He lashes out at other children because he feels that he does not fit in , because of his sexual differences. He comes from a broken home and has lacked a male role model in his life due to his fathers jail time. Also overly aggressive, alpha male fathers such as nelsons sometimes have the exact opposite reaction in their sons.
 

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Inevitably, an online betting service is taking wagers on the episode. Not only can you place bets on which character, but also if there's going to be a kiss. Put yer money where yer mouth is. Link below lists the odds.

http://biz.yahoo.com/pz/050215/72689.html
 

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Between a rock and a hard place
Lisa!

Has to be Lisa!

No way it isnt Lisa!

Ok maybe Professor Frink....
 
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