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The Very Many Nice Things SPs Have Said to Me

Mrbig1949

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I have been in this biz for 5 years and you are the best overall customer yet, gentleman, clean, not bad looking, good lover, good tip, not too demanding, polite, treat us like straight girl when you are actually trying to "earn" a second date. Thanks Kareena xxoo
 

moresex4me

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"Let's finish with a bang... why don't you fuck my ass?"
"Do you mind depositing it in my bank account?"
"You are great... (moan)... at eating pussy!" (more than 1, and I love hearing it every time)
"I love your fat cock"
"I've never cum like that before... that's a whole new level!"
"I want some of that tongue!" (during a duo... pushed off the other lady to take her place!)
 

beenthere123

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She says to me after we were finished.

I should be paying you
 

Smallcock

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They tell me that they can't even remember their boyfriend/husband's name after a session with me.
 

havingfun

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I was once told that, "When you see a girl's eyes light up, when you see warmth in her smile, you'll know it's real." Her eyes and smile and those of a few others - but certainly not all others - spoke louder than words and have left me with some experiences and memories that are to be treasured. They move on and I move on but for a moment we had something real.
 

friendz4evr

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JohnFK said:
I think Johnny Roselli knew who hit JFK if he wasn't part of it.
I just finished reading Phillip Kerr's novel, "The Shot", a very ingenious working of the JFK assasination plot. Roselli was featured in it.
 

john stomponato

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JohnFK said:
I think Johnny Roselli knew who hit JFK if he wasn't part of it.
Probably both knew and was a part of it. He diasppeared shortly after his testimony before a Senate Committee regarding the JFK assassination . His body was found stuffed in a steel drum in Miami bay shot, strangled and legs removed.
 

Bear669

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My fault!

But lets get back on track here. lol

Just a general comment on some of the posts-

The intent of the thread was to get comments that are (generally) not related to sex/role play/looks/dick size. Of course funny is always good.

After all, the ladies have an incentive to compliment us on the basics in the heat of our moment.:cool:
 

moresex4me

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JohnFK said:
I think Johnny Roselli knew who hit JFK if he wasn't part of it.
Roselli was part of a plot to kill Castro... Mob (and CIA) were concerned Castro found out and arranged the plot on Kennedy as retaliation.

Reality, Oswald was the lone gunmen, the so-called "impossible" shot could be made by someone with rudimentary training, let alone army-trained (inside a hundred yards on a slow moving target? As scope would be over-kill), and bullets fragment and ricochet all the time. People just don't want to believe it only takes 1 committed asshole to achieve his goal...

Of course, all this was told to me by an SP... LOL
 

Bear669

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Something different

This isnt about me personally, but I love to hear it.

Its great to get together for an overnight at the end of an SPs busy day, looking into flashing eyes, a wicked grin, and hearing:

The MORE I get the MORE I want!
 

Mrbig1949

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Take off that condom and make me feel like a real woman. (I did, like an idiot but I was in the zone man).
 

Bear669

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Its been great!

" Its been a great first time with you and Bertha, but please dont post too much, I do NOT usually give YMMV like this."

(Yeah, I know. Could be just PR, but you had to be there!)
 

Bear669

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She had cold 'n stuff for 2 weeks...

All we did was cuddle and go to a movie. Then...


"OMG! I soooo needed that! Almost worth going without!":D



(Well she did say "not" a shake of a lamb's tail later, but she DID seem happy!)
 
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Kirk Lazarus

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There was one time with an SP when we were cuddling after I had blown my load, the girl says, "I'll pay you to eat me." I looked at her and laughed thinking that she was joking. She didn't laugh, but just grinned. I was in the mood for daty anyway, so went down on her. When the session ended and I was leaving, she reached into her purse and gave me a $20 and said, "here's for eating me out". I was like WTF?! and laughed. She said that she was serious and shoved it into my pocket and wouldn't take back the $20 she gave me. I didn't know what to think and walked away puzzled. Never had a chance to see her again as she went MIA before I had a chance to repeat...and maybe make another $20.
 

freestuff

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There was one time with an SP when we were cuddling after I had blown my load, the girl says, "I'll pay you to eat me." I looked at her and laughed thinking that she was joking. She didn't laugh, but just grinned. I was in the mood for daty anyway, so went down on her. When the session ended and I was leaving, she reached into her purse and gave me a $20 and said, "here's for eating me out". I was like WTF?! and laughed. She said that she was serious and shoved it into my pocket and wouldn't take back the $20 she gave me. I didn't know what to think and walked away puzzled. Never had a chance to see her again as she went MIA before I had a chance to repeat...and maybe make another $20.
Wow. Who said Doug is the only man-ho on the board?!? :D
 
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