This might be a little late but i just wanted to wish you all good luck and study hard and you will survive.
Incognito
Incognito
To all the SP'S out there who have exams...
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yes...yes there is. I am the new instructor and some of you ladies will have to stay late in order to get your grades UP. 
This could be quite useful...
Can you teach me how to fake orgasm with guys who repeatedly attack my urethra thinking it's the clitoris, with long jagged nails (that they should have trimmed and filed beofre the call like a proper gentleman), without a look of pain or contempt or disdain on my face whatsoever? *Fay gets out her note-book and pencil*
Can you teach me how to fake orgasm with guys who repeatedly attack my urethra thinking it's the clitoris, with long jagged nails (that they should have trimmed and filed beofre the call like a proper gentleman), without a look of pain or contempt or disdain on my face whatsoever? *Fay gets out her note-book and pencil*
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Is "toe" another word for clitoris? If so, that's just bizarre.....though I do have a friend who has a clitoris that was somewhere between the size of a large jelly bean and the end of my thumb. That would be the closest I've ever seen a clitoris to resemble anything remotely toe-like.
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Is "toe" another word for clitoris? If so, that's just bizarre.....though I do have a friend who has a clitoris that was somewhere between the size of a large jelly bean and the end of my thumb. That would be the closest I've ever seen a clitoris to resemble anything remotely toe-like.
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Ya hear that guys!!! CUT YOUR FREAKIN NAILS.
uhhh, BTY. What's a urethra?
JK
I have no idea what cheese man is saying
uhhh, BTY. What's a urethra?
JK
I have no idea what cheese man is saying
If the guys are attacking the wrong area ,I wish you girls would tell us and show us where to touch.
LOL! And we wish guys would be up-front about not knowing!
Seriously, it can be really difficult from the sp perspective, because our task is to come in and create a fantasy, usually following the lead of the client. If the client rolls up his sleeves and dives in there like he knows what he's doing, then it's really difficult etiquette-wise to let him know that he doesn't without embarassing him or shattering the mood. How do you bring it up? "Um, just checking, but are you actually grinding your knuckle against my pee-hole on purpose? Is that your turn on, or are you trying to get me hot?"
You know what often happens when a client says "no, really, tell me what you like. I want to learn what turns you on"? The best case scenario is that they don't pick up your verbal or physical cues at all, and even though you've told them five times that "Ow! Okay, gently now, sweety, nice and slow....ow, gently please, gently" they'll often just keep doing it their way anyway, oblivious or undeterred by the wincing and shrinking body language (or I'm a better actress than I thought! teehee!).
The worst case scenario is that they get all miffed and turn it back on you like "hey, come on, I pay you to be my fantasy!" so you're left wondering if the "I'd like to please you too" spiel is all part of his fantasy for the session, not to be taken seriously by the sp in reality! LOL!
Please don't get me wrong, not all clients are like this!.....but enough to say that it's like this quite often.
You know what I suggest? If you really, really want to know, if you're not totally confident and really do want to give some kind of pleasure, start every session off with some playful Q&A. Complete with a tour of her fun-zone. What kind of touch do you respond to the best? Do you like digits? How do you like to be touched? Where? Show me your kitty! What kind of motion?
This is much more erotic conversation than the old "So, are you from here originally? How old are you really? What do you do in your spare time?", dontcha think!? LOL! Unfortunately, if we lead in that way, we might risk some scathing review along the lines of "she was really weird, she just started talking about her c*nt and how she wants me to touch it, even though I didn't ask! I felt like i was being told what to do, and it ruined the mood. I give her a minus several million out of ten for attitude....."
But this is something I probably would have gotten around to asking you guys eventually anyway, and an interesting topic. When you guys say "I want to please you too", do you really really mean it? (now be honest and search deep inside for that answer, and try not to feel bad if you come up with a "no", because after all you are the one paying for this service). Seeing a woman in the throes of ecstasy and orgasm are more often than not a turn-on for guys and a necessary part of the experience. Would you really be offended if you suspected on some level that the display wasn't at all real, or do you assume that acting on the part of the sp is par for the course? How many of you guys get put off when you're doing something to her that you find really exciting but that she finds uncomfortable and she sort of guides you away from it or tries to get you to do it differently? Or stops you from doing it all together because your technique is just too.....uh.....?
Should this be a new thread, with a poll and everything?
Please believe me, I have clients who have a wonderful, empathetic touch. Many of you have wonderful lurve-making skills.....but some have picked up some crazy manoevers from God-knows-where, assuming that it will work on every girl they tangle with. And sometimes when I tap them gently on the shoulder to let them know that it isn't working on me, they either get defensive or get all "no no, I know what I'm doing, trust me you'll like this".
I have to go and do a lot of reading for tomorrow (thanks for the good luck, incognito, I'm gonna need it!), but I invite you to discuss and share your feelings! Hugs, fold-out chairs and coffee in styrofoam cups all around!
LOL! And we wish guys would be up-front about not knowing!
Seriously, it can be really difficult from the sp perspective, because our task is to come in and create a fantasy, usually following the lead of the client. If the client rolls up his sleeves and dives in there like he knows what he's doing, then it's really difficult etiquette-wise to let him know that he doesn't without embarassing him or shattering the mood. How do you bring it up? "Um, just checking, but are you actually grinding your knuckle against my pee-hole on purpose? Is that your turn on, or are you trying to get me hot?"
You know what often happens when a client says "no, really, tell me what you like. I want to learn what turns you on"? The best case scenario is that they don't pick up your verbal or physical cues at all, and even though you've told them five times that "Ow! Okay, gently now, sweety, nice and slow....ow, gently please, gently" they'll often just keep doing it their way anyway, oblivious or undeterred by the wincing and shrinking body language (or I'm a better actress than I thought! teehee!).
The worst case scenario is that they get all miffed and turn it back on you like "hey, come on, I pay you to be my fantasy!" so you're left wondering if the "I'd like to please you too" spiel is all part of his fantasy for the session, not to be taken seriously by the sp in reality! LOL!
Please don't get me wrong, not all clients are like this!.....but enough to say that it's like this quite often.
You know what I suggest? If you really, really want to know, if you're not totally confident and really do want to give some kind of pleasure, start every session off with some playful Q&A. Complete with a tour of her fun-zone. What kind of touch do you respond to the best? Do you like digits? How do you like to be touched? Where? Show me your kitty! What kind of motion?
This is much more erotic conversation than the old "So, are you from here originally? How old are you really? What do you do in your spare time?", dontcha think!? LOL! Unfortunately, if we lead in that way, we might risk some scathing review along the lines of "she was really weird, she just started talking about her c*nt and how she wants me to touch it, even though I didn't ask! I felt like i was being told what to do, and it ruined the mood. I give her a minus several million out of ten for attitude....."
But this is something I probably would have gotten around to asking you guys eventually anyway, and an interesting topic. When you guys say "I want to please you too", do you really really mean it? (now be honest and search deep inside for that answer, and try not to feel bad if you come up with a "no", because after all you are the one paying for this service). Seeing a woman in the throes of ecstasy and orgasm are more often than not a turn-on for guys and a necessary part of the experience. Would you really be offended if you suspected on some level that the display wasn't at all real, or do you assume that acting on the part of the sp is par for the course? How many of you guys get put off when you're doing something to her that you find really exciting but that she finds uncomfortable and she sort of guides you away from it or tries to get you to do it differently? Or stops you from doing it all together because your technique is just too.....uh.....?
Should this be a new thread, with a poll and everything?
Please believe me, I have clients who have a wonderful, empathetic touch. Many of you have wonderful lurve-making skills.....but some have picked up some crazy manoevers from God-knows-where, assuming that it will work on every girl they tangle with. And sometimes when I tap them gently on the shoulder to let them know that it isn't working on me, they either get defensive or get all "no no, I know what I'm doing, trust me you'll like this".
I have to go and do a lot of reading for tomorrow (thanks for the good luck, incognito, I'm gonna need it!), but I invite you to discuss and share your feelings! Hugs, fold-out chairs and coffee in styrofoam cups all around!
Professor incognito, you're the greatest! (Fay puts polishes an apple and places it on your desk).incognito said:
Fay, you are too freakin funny. Very interesting view point. Anyone else willing to share with the class?
Thanks for the apple miss, but i'd rather have your peach...i mean ...A peach...A peach. Nevermind...
Thanks for the apple miss, but i'd rather have your peach...i mean ...A peach...A peach. Nevermind...
Fay,
Fay!! Fay! Hooray for Fay!!
I really really really really like Fay! Did I forget to mention what a turn on Fay is?
Although I want to be pleased I also want you to enjoy too . I would say that I prefer a woman to tell me what feels good and what doesn't but if it doesn't feel good say so in a tactful way so as not to spoil the moment. "Uh, I don't like that" Would be a real mood killer though.
You are right Fay that not all men feel this way and many probably just want to do their business and be done with you. Not me though. I want more of a GFE with intimacy and mutual pleasure.
Of course a lot depends on the chemistry between us since that will determine to a large extent how we communicate.
Having said that, Fay, I want you badly! Fingernails will be well-groomed with no sharp edges!!!
Jocko
Fay!! Fay! Hooray for Fay!!
I really really really really like Fay! Did I forget to mention what a turn on Fay is?
Although I want to be pleased I also want you to enjoy too . I would say that I prefer a woman to tell me what feels good and what doesn't but if it doesn't feel good say so in a tactful way so as not to spoil the moment. "Uh, I don't like that" Would be a real mood killer though.
You are right Fay that not all men feel this way and many probably just want to do their business and be done with you. Not me though. I want more of a GFE with intimacy and mutual pleasure.
Of course a lot depends on the chemistry between us since that will determine to a large extent how we communicate.
Having said that, Fay, I want you badly! Fingernails will be well-groomed with no sharp edges!!!
Jocko
Some SPs are so good in faking that you really can't tell whether they really cum or not.
My take, assume faking by default until proven otherwise (how to prove?). You are not with your wife or girlfriend.
Unless you see your friendly SP as your girlfriend, that's bad.
My take, assume faking by default until proven otherwise (how to prove?). You are not with your wife or girlfriend.
Unless you see your friendly SP as your girlfriend, that's bad.
Women are always faking it whether she's your girlfriend or an SP. How to tell if she's not faking? That is another one of life's great mysteries. And don't tell me you guys can tell because you can't, just like sweet guy said. The only one who can tell if they are NOT faking are the women themselves. SIGH...there goes my ego.
I would suggest that if she is breathing rapidly (fakable [new word]), eyes are somewhat rolled into an upward gaze (again fakable), the skin on her chest is flushed (harder to fake) and her natural juices are flowing profusely (which has just got to be hard to fake) then she is quite possibly in the happy land of the Big O. If she is also digging her nails into your back why shouting "YOU ARE A SEX GOD!" and you can compare the spasmic contractions of her vaginal muscles to that of vice, then she has probably not only entered happy land, but has been made ruler over this dominion.
If she is looking at the ceiling and deciding what colour to paint it, then she is faking.
If she is looking at the ceiling and deciding what colour to paint it, then she is faking.
Even the SP guides me what to do "manually" or by "demonstration" to make her happy, I still suspect she is faking after some of the tell-tell signs.Hobbiest said:
I suspect the SP in particular does not want to get the big O easily cause she could be tempted to "cross" the red line and fall in love the "only guy" who really make her "really" cum.
I believe I still don't have that luck to "hit the jackpot" with my regular SP.
