Toasts to remember

[kbluejayk]

"May the best ye've ever seen be the warst ye'll ever see!"
(Old Scottish toast)

"May you be an hour in heaven before the devil knows you're dead!" (Irish toast)

 

[phogNphriction]

"May you be an hour in heaven before the devil knows you're dead!" (Irish toast)

Here are some variations:

May you have food and raiment,
A soft pillow for your head,
May you be forty years in heaven
Before the devil knows you're dead!

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May you live as long as you want,
And never want as long as you live.
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour
before the devil knows you're dead.

Some others:

May God grant you many years to live,
For sure He must be knowing
The earth has angels all too few
And heaven is overflowing.

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Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer-and another one!

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May you always come more than you go.

 

[Meesh]

Para todas cosas malas, Tequila.

Para todas cosas buenas, lo mismo.

For all things bad, Tequila.

For all things good, the same.

*Well, it's better than 'May the bird of Paradise fly up your nose!

 

[duMaurierguy]

A good wedding toast: May you love each other more than yesterday, less than tomorrow.

Boys' night out toast: Here's to honour. Once you're on her, stay on her!

 

[Meesh]

She offered her honour.

He honoured her offer.

So all night long

It was on her and off her.

 

[happygrump]

Here's to you and here's to me
Better friends you'll never see
If ever we should disagree,
Up yours, here's to me.

 

[Everyone Else]

To beer,
the cause of,
and solution to,
all life's problems.

Homer Simpson

 

[healer677]

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

 

[anon1]

May you have three ships filled with gold.
And it still not be enough to pay your doctor bills.

old Hebrew curse

 

[oldjones]

Traditional naval toast:

Gentlemen, I give you: Wives and sweethearts.

traditional reply <sotto voce>:

May they never meet

 

[healer677]

My Grandfathers toast:

"Drink! ya little Nancy!"

 

[kbluejayk]

To the happy couple;

As you both slide down the bannister of life together, may all the splinters point in the opposite direction!

 

[kbluejayk]

Wedding Toast;

May you enjoy a long and happy life, and may all your joys be 'little ones'!

 

[healer677]

" Since I was told by the groom what I can talk about, I think I should highlight things I can't talk about.....................
That French girl in Cancun...No it hurts more going in...Her panties were where?...That dude in Pattaya...and No, I'm sure that wasn't it."

Wedding Toast

 

[hardlicks]

Here's to the girl I kissed last.
She didn't kiss slow,
She didn't kiss fast.

Her kiss was kind,
Her kiss was sweet.

Her kiss made things stand
That had no feet!

 

[kbluejayk]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

 

[Keyser Soze]

I am named for my Grandfather and here is his favorite toast:

"By God we eat and by God we die, and now by God, I want my pie."

(he was referring to his dessert, but I have made my own liberal inpretation ... sometimes known as the "Goober interpretation" )

 

[kbluejayk]

A Scottish Toast;

lang may yer lum reek!

(Long may your chimney smoke)

 

[kbluejayk]

May you have the hindsight to know where you've been,
the foresight to know where you're going,
and the insight to know when you've gone too far.

-Traditional Irish Toast.

 

[kbluejayk]

May the road rise to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back,
The sun shine warm upon your face,
The rain fall softly upon your fields,
And until we meet again
May God hold you in the hollow of His hand.

-Traditional Irish Toast.