Tom Cruise Gets Sprayed

zydeco

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I thought he handled it well. Hard to believe he did'nt hammer the moron.
 
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Esco - great video in your tagline. ouch!

As for Cruise, you can clearly tell that he's very pissed, but unlike Burt Reynolds, he handled it in a very classy way. I couldn't care less for Tom Cruise (especially now that he's with my girl, Katie), but in this instance, he did very well.
 

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He was very cool about it, maybe Scientology has benefits for society? :rolleyes:
 

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In situations like that, I would be totally okay with the celebrity just drilling the asshole between the eyes. No charges. No lawsuits. Just a good 'ol fashioned asskicking like that moron desires.

It's like in hockey when some pest keeps slashing you on the wrist. Sometimes it takes a good bell-ringing for the pest to learn to keep his stick to himself...
 

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I like how he handled it.
I'll bet the guy felt like an immature kid after that lecture, probably feels like more of an asshole than if Cruise actually slugged him.
 

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I agree with you now after having seen the video. He acted very calm and in control and he really made that guy out to be a loser (probably b/c the guy just stood there looking like an idiot). And on top of that, he'll probably get a criminal record for it. Loser.
 

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I love this clip. Cruise is pretty cool and rational and talks to the guy on a human to human level. "Why would you do something like that?" Confronts the guy and doesn't let him get away. The guy with the spray bottle looks like a total ass in front of everybody. I'll give top marks for Cruise on handling the situation.
 

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Yah, I agree. Made the chump look an immature idiot. Didn't let him get away with it, but didn't over-react either.

-"Why would you do that?"
-"...."

-"Do you enjoy making less of people?"
-<incoherent babbling>


Well, at least he wasn't sprayed with the guy's semen. :rolleyes:
 

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Svend said:
I like how he handled it.
I'll bet the guy felt like an immature kid after that lecture, probably feels like more of an asshole than if Cruise actually slugged him.
I agree, you can tell that the guy felt like a jerk when he walked away.
Now he looks stupid.

On the other hand though, some people will say that Mr. Tom Cruise isnt allowed to be pranked and that he's above everyone else.
It was just water folks
 

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This is a hilarious post from superficial. Read the end especially:

"Spraying Tom Cruise with water from a fake microphone ranks pretty low on my previously uninvented list of all time red-carpet pranks. In fact I don’t think I’d even rank in on my list of all time red-carpet pranks against goofy midget Scientologists. It doesn’t take a whole lot of thought, and Tom Cruise is pretty much the nicest guy in the world, so you know he’s not gonna do anything. And maybe you didn’t think of the part where you had to explain to your new cellmates that you're doing time for spraying water on somebody when they didn’t expect it. Or maybe you can’t get enough forced sodomy and this was your plan all along. Anyway, you want to dazzle me with the red carpet water prank, try that crap with Russell Crowe or the Rock. And when you wake up six months later in a body cast and you can’t reach the morphine drip you so desperately need, just know that you’ve earned my respect. And that I’ve been bangin your girl."

http://www.thesuperficial.com/
 

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I agree, he handled that like a gentleman. As mentioned, if this new show is going to be doing stuff like that, I can bet you dollars to donuts they won't be doing that to Russell Crowe or the Rock. Depending on the circumstances it could be funny, or just plain stupid. That watergun microphone trick is just juvenile.

This reminds me of the videos going around called "kicked in the nuts". It is about a comedy show that sends an idiot in an orange wig and he kicks people, and kids, in the nuts. Not just a little tap, but wham...Then he points to the camera, says "you've been kicked in the nuts" and everyone laughs. Well, if that SOB every did that to me? He'd literally be looking for his nuts down the closest sewer.....
 

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But I do like the last part:

"try that crap with Russell Crowe or the Rock. And when you wake up six months later in a body cast and you can’t reach the morphine drip you so desperately need, just know that you’ve earned my respect. And that I’ve been bangin your girl."
 

zzap

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Esco! said:
It was just water folks
But it could have been piss, bleach, or battery acid!

Tom’s so cool about it… I would have gone ballistic and smashed that guys face with the fake microphone
 
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