Top 10 types of women to avoid

[james t kirk]

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Top 10: Types Of Women To Avoid

Number 10

The Leech
This type of woman insists that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any significant amount of time with anyone else. If you suggest that she should hook up with her girlfriends while you go watch the game with your friends, you will probably be faced with a two-hour argument during which she'll ask you if you still love her about a thousand times.

Let's face it: If you can't have a little independence in your relationship, it's never going to last. Unless, of course, you're also needy, in which case this might be the type of woman that's right for you.

Number 9

The Stage Hog
Whether you're with friends, family, or even just the dog, she always has to be the center of everyone's attention. In order to accomplish this, she may use one or many of the following techniques: Talking excessively loud, wildly gesturing, telling unbelievable stories just to capture everyone's attention, or wearing extremely provocative outfits.

Although this type of woman can be exhausting given that she's always putting on a show, some men do enjoy women with lots of personality. Just be sure that you can handle it before you get involved.

Number 8

The Gold Digger
Fortunately, you can usually see this type coming from a mile away. She compliments you on your expensive watch, and asks you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a living, where you live, and so on. Since the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy, she'll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow doesn't meet her standards.

Regardless of your financial situation, you should run the other way. Do you really want a woman who only sees men as dollar signs?

 

[james t kirk]

Number 7

Mother Goose
If your girlfriend is constantly fixing your hair and tucking in your shirt, you're the victim of a Mother Goose. Although she may have good intentions and be great in many other ways, her motherly instincts will eventually drive you up the wall.

She may not be a lost cause, however; some women can be taught to stop "mothering" you. However, if you've talked to her about it a few times and she still can't resist the urge to spit on a tissue to remove a spot from your face, you might have to go your separate ways.

Number 6

The Motor Mouth
This type chatters incessantly about every topic that crosses her mind, no matter how mundane or unimportant it may be. She will drive you crazy with her never-ending monologues about the guy at work who never makes a new pot of coffee when he finishes the last one and the woman at the supermarket who wears too much make-up.

The worst type of Motor Mouth is the one whose favorite topic of conversation is herself. If you manage to make it through two hours of listening to her talk about the new shoes she wants to buy or her lower back pain, you are prepared to survive anything. My advice is to break it off as quickly as possible before you lose your mind.

Number 5

The Princess
The Princess is one high maintenance chick. If she breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you're doing to drive her to the nail salon immediately. There's no way she'll go to the pub to have a beer and watch the game; only the trendiest venues will do. Her daddy always told her she was a princess and she expects to be treated like one.

Not only will she constantly keep you busy taking care of her every need, the Princess can also cost you a pretty penny. Although she's not necessarily after your money like the Gold Digger, she has expensive taste, and expects you to shower her with nice things and take her out to posh places on a regular basis.

 

[james t kirk]

Number 4

The Weeper
Remember the Seinfeld episode where Jerry's girlfriend cried like a baby when she dropped her hot dog but didn't shed a tear when her grandmother died?

Although this depiction is slightly exaggerated, the Weeper is definitely over-emotional, breaking down in tears when anything bad happens.

A reader recently wrote in saying that he had just broken up with his girlfriend after she started screaming and crying because she couldn't find her designer purse and matching wallet. Apparently, similar situations occurred regularly. If you find yourself whipping out the box of tissues on a daily basis (and over trivial matters), it may be time to bail out.

Number 3

The Bimbo
Although she's beautiful and has a hot body, the conversations aren't exactly "stimulating." If you're dying to tell your girlfriend to just "smile and nod" every time she attempts to open her mouth, you're probably dating a bimbo.

Most men welcome the opportunity to have a fling with a bimbo since they don't have to go to great lengths to come up with interesting topics of conversation. But when it comes to a serious relationship, you'll definitely lose interest faster than she can say "What does 'dense' mean?"

Number 2

The Master Debater
This chick has made it her hobby to argue about absolutely everything. In particular, she has mastered the technique of bringing up topics and past arguments that are completely unrelated to the issue at hand. The more you try to tell her that her sense of logic is out of whack, the more she'll argue.

She may also try to make you feel guilty about everything you do, even situations that you have absolutely no control over.

Obviously, if you're always tense when you're with your girlfriend, it defeats the purpose of having a relationship. If you got involved with this type of woman without realizing what you were getting yourself into, now's the time to run in the other direction.

Number 1

The Chronic Cheater
There are ultimately two types of chronic cheaters. The first will announce her history of infidelity on the first date as if she takes pride in it. This type is easy to detect and get away from quickly. The second is much more cunning -- she cheats without ever admitting to it, even when you confront her directly.

In this case, your only chance of finding out the truth is by asking someone who knows her well and whom you think you can trust. For example, if you get along with one of her long-time male friends, you can try getting the dirt from him. However, if she's cheating on you with him, you're out of luck. If you have no way of finding out but you continue to have doubts, get rid of her. Trust is the foundation of any good relationship.

 

[ToronToto]

priceless...just priceless, james t k

* What if she is all, except 7 and 10 ? (7 and 10 I can do without)

* Should I run for the hills?

* What if she is drop-dead gorgeous, model type and sexually amazing ?

 

[Alucard]

You forgot about the cold fish, the woman that never has any intimate contact with you hardly ever.

 

[Berlin]

No. 11 ( see above )

&
No. 12 Drama Queen aka Queen "me"

- Queen me only has herself in mind 24/7. Her highness' slogan:
me, me, me and only me . She has to be always right, never wrong,and I mean, never; loves turning any minute disagreement or even discussions into major TV network type high drama. Loud mouth and enjoys yapping, her highness does not have to be the centre of attention all the time, but when conflict comes, dude, watch out.

negative: can never carry out a civilized discussion with her bf or so. Does not know how to reason.

positive: if you want to shag one, just kiss her ass. Brownie points do get you laid in this case. Queen loves being recognized for being " clever and right", you know, those usual BS

 

[tillithurts]

Curious?

Besides a Blow up doll, What's left to pick from????

 

[Jag]

Goober's mom...

 

[Astra]

How fortunate that you have 10 types of person to avoid - oops, my mistake, Berlin managed to find two more. We poor women have only been given one choice - collectively the group we should avoid is known as MEN!

Then again, think of how boring life would be if we actually did.

Ciao
Astra

 

[Berlin]

Astra, you gave me too much credit. I am only responsible for posting type 12

Have to agree with you. Life will indeed be very boring without different types of Kings and Queens .

 

[TheNiteHwk]

In the past...

I have dated all 12 of the above... was I ever broken when SHE broke off with me. (and broke too) lmao.

 

[Astra]

Berlin is it possible to give you too much credit? Even though you didn't actually list the eleventh option, you did number it.

Please correct me if I am wrong, but aren't there some "Queens" the true Kings would avoid at all costs?

Ciao
Astra

 

[HowardHughes]

My S/O is #10 and #2.

Gawd...what was I thinking????

 

[Berlin]

... but aren't there some "Queens" the true Kings would avoid at all costs?

Astra, you are definitely correct.

I can't speak for all kings, but as an ordinary shallow man, I surely would try to avoid these " Queens " at all costs.

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