Top 50 things you shouldnt say durring sex

[Dr Watchsom]

You f*** with that little thing??????

Ya I do now stop talking with your mouth full

 

[The Baroness]

Only if they'll both take it....lol

 

[CyberGoth]

oops

 

[WhOiSyOdAdDy?]

oh baby you are sooo tasty... but If I wanted yeast in my diet, I would have made some toast

 

[Asterix]

........or have a beer

 

[The Baroness]

I really dont care what your name is so dont bother telling me.

 

[WhOiSyOdAdDy?]

"Really... its just a coldsore"

 

[cyberbard]

Can we take a break? STAR TREK is on...

What's wrong with Star Trek?


Anyway...how about...

"Really, honey, this is how the Jones do it"

"Could you pass the sports section?"

"What are you doing?"...dropping the intonation on 'doing'

"Okay...manual says, insert 'a' into slot 'b'"

 

[papasmerf]

OH MY GOD!!!!

I found a ROLEX!!!!!!