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milehigh

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Just got news that my daughter's boyfriend is going to be a cop.

Shit, I have visions of him throwing me in the slammer.

Should I be worried?

Now his dogs are making me really paranoid..... can they sniff drugs?
 

jwmorrice

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milehigh said:
...Now his dogs are making me really paranoid..... can they sniff drugs?
Sonofabitch, they into your stash and doing a few lines? Probably Rottweilers. Yet more grounds for a breed ban!!

jwm
 

milehigh

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If I am arrested

Let it be with that young lady in the Enforcement Outfit
at the Halloween Party


Cuff me to the back seat of the car and rough me up real real bad.
 

milehigh

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Imagine him arresting me

I can just see a massage parlour bust....

He would not let me off "the law is the law you know"


Got that line passing a truck on Hwy 7 - "even though you are passing, speeding is still speeding"
 

gramage

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this just means you have to share your drugs with him thats all.
 

milehigh

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Blue Rodeo

Does anyone know the story of when they played way up in the Territories or something at some celebration, and a drug sniffing dog on a display went nuts with the Bass player and he ended up getting busted.


Pardon the bad details, can someone please clarify.
 

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I believe cops score a lot of inner circle respect if they bust a girlfriends dad or a father in law.

It may even be a hazing ritual if I'm not mistaken.

Be afraid......................very afraid
 

Annessa

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Oh Gosh,


Milehigh this is your daughter we are talking about and I highly doubt she will allow her boyfriend to 'feed you to the wolves'

Plus there only dating at this point in time, who said they would hit it off for a lifetime.

Plus he's studying to be a cop and that takes a few years if not longer, depends if he wants to specialize into a cetain unit.

If he joins the SWAT teams then be worried, until then, keep doggie treats in your pockets or near your drugs, then when the dog freaks out (if it does) you can laugh it off as the dog being "so cute and smart" finding those doggie treats that you have around for lets say..... Your neighbour who has a dog that sometimes hangs around your property? :)


Everything smells fear, don't let them smell you.



Annessa
 

milehigh

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He was such a nice kid

Yes I am worried.

But I won't break down..... if he arrests me I will insist on toughest conditions, total isolation and I will not break down or confess.

I'll be tougher than Hannibel Lecteur - and then they will regret the arrest.
 

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Has anyone thought of not doing drugs? Does your daughter know you are a pot smoker? I'm not specifically against pot, would like to see it truly be decriminalized at minimum, but at some point, I stopped smoking it because I grew up and felt that I didn't need it to get by. No judgement, if you feel you want to keep smoking, I say, "Smoke 'em if ya got 'em". But I'm assuming that you are not a teenager if you have a daughter that is old enought to date someone that is becoming a cop. And if he is just starting, you've got some time before you have to worry about him being able to arrest you. Not to mention, I doubt his dogs are drug sniffing dogs. I don't think that when you apply to the academy that they automatically give you a trained drug sniffer to keep you company.
 

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milehigh said:
Just got news that my daughter's boyfriend is going to be a cop.

Shit, I have visions of him throwing me in the slammer.

Should I be worried?

Now his dogs are making me really paranoid..... can they sniff drugs?
Ya know...I can think of a few very innapropriate things to say here (ie: Let him sleep with your daughter...sex solves a lot of problems)...but I have two daughters and that just puts me in the dilema right there with you...

All I can say is "...sucks to be you, bud".

Bard
 

George OTJ

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Re: He was such a nice kid

milehigh said:
Yes I am worried.

But I won't break down..... if he arrests me I will insist on toughest conditions, total isolation and I will not break down or confess.

I'll be tougher than Hannibel Lecteur - and then they will regret the arrest.
I suggest you keep on very good terms with your daughter. If they do become serious, and if he hassles you at all, just sic "daddy's little girl" at him. :) The more he likes her, the more miserable she can make him, if she wants to!!!
 

milehigh

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Ever thought of not doing drugs

Simple - if u can drink, U should be able to smoke pot.

So I am not quitting my light usage.

What about legality of SP and MP activity, don't you think the laws there are hypocritical as well?

Only one wish left.... that the drug sniffing dog does not go for the crotch.
 

milehigh

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No worries

Will probably get stationed in Wawa Ontario or something like that anyway.
 

milehigh

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The law is the law

I still have night mares about that line.
 
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