Hey, don't get mad at me...........a Sicilian told it to me!
How do you make an Italian girl pregnant?......................You jerk off into her sox and the flies will do the rest!
There were 2 Italian labourers (Mario and Tony) digging a ditch on Young street in the 1940s. Everyday they see this rich guy drive by in his nice car and go into an office bulding. Tony ask Mario: Hey Mario! Why da rich guy work in da nice office and we have to digga dis ditch, outside in da hot sun???Mario sais: I don know Tony! I go anda ask him. So Mario goes into the office building and finds the rich guy and sais. Hey, rich mister! Why you come every day in your nicea car and you work in dis nicea office, we see you in da window and you make a few phona calls, drinka some nicea coffee and you sign a few papers and you go to lunch! You don come back till 4 o'clock and den you leave at 5 o'clock in your nicea car, and we have to work outa side in da hot sun! Why can'ta we work inside like you?
The rich guy sais: Its a secret why I work inside and you have to work outside, come with me and I will tell you the secret. So the rich guy takes Mario into the back alley and stand agaist a brick wall. He holds up his open hand flat against the wall and sais: Hit my hand as hard as you can! So, Mario tries to hit the rich guys hand, but the rich guy takes his hand away at the last second and Mario smashes his hand against the brick wall. Marios hand is bleeding and he is shaking his hand to relieve the pain. The rich guy sais: Thats why I work inside and you work outside! Mario responds: OK, OK, tank you, tank you!
Upon returning to Tony outside he is quite silent, Tony presses him for an answer: So, Mario Did da rich guy tell you why we work outside an he works inside??? Mario sais: No, Tony i don tell you itsa secret! Tony sais: come on Mario we are Pysans tell me I don tell no one! Mario sais: OK, I tell you da secret, but you tell no one ,OK! Then Mario sais:Tony I tell you why we worka outside and he worka inside. Mario then holds his open hand in front of his face and sais: Tony, take your shovel and hitta my hand as hard as you can!
How do you make an Italian girl pregnant?......................You jerk off into her sox and the flies will do the rest!
There were 2 Italian labourers (Mario and Tony) digging a ditch on Young street in the 1940s. Everyday they see this rich guy drive by in his nice car and go into an office bulding. Tony ask Mario: Hey Mario! Why da rich guy work in da nice office and we have to digga dis ditch, outside in da hot sun???Mario sais: I don know Tony! I go anda ask him. So Mario goes into the office building and finds the rich guy and sais. Hey, rich mister! Why you come every day in your nicea car and you work in dis nicea office, we see you in da window and you make a few phona calls, drinka some nicea coffee and you sign a few papers and you go to lunch! You don come back till 4 o'clock and den you leave at 5 o'clock in your nicea car, and we have to work outa side in da hot sun! Why can'ta we work inside like you?
The rich guy sais: Its a secret why I work inside and you have to work outside, come with me and I will tell you the secret. So the rich guy takes Mario into the back alley and stand agaist a brick wall. He holds up his open hand flat against the wall and sais: Hit my hand as hard as you can! So, Mario tries to hit the rich guys hand, but the rich guy takes his hand away at the last second and Mario smashes his hand against the brick wall. Marios hand is bleeding and he is shaking his hand to relieve the pain. The rich guy sais: Thats why I work inside and you work outside! Mario responds: OK, OK, tank you, tank you!
Upon returning to Tony outside he is quite silent, Tony presses him for an answer: So, Mario Did da rich guy tell you why we work outside an he works inside??? Mario sais: No, Tony i don tell you itsa secret! Tony sais: come on Mario we are Pysans tell me I don tell no one! Mario sais: OK, I tell you da secret, but you tell no one ,OK! Then Mario sais:Tony I tell you why we worka outside and he worka inside. Mario then holds his open hand in front of his face and sais: Tony, take your shovel and hitta my hand as hard as you can!