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Working in a strip club I’ve seen a lot of stuff that makes me wonder what people are thinking. One thing I can’t figure is why guys will go to the effort of going to the washroom and remove their used condom and discard it in the toilet but won’t flush it.

A conversation started with some dancers the other day after a used condom was noticed in the can, accompanied by a shit load of Kleenex. I don’t understand the mentality here. If you’re going to the length to use it and run to the can afterwards, and you guys know whom you are, get rid of it for fuck sakes; flush it.

Doesn’t it seem a little risky to be leaving your DNA sample behind in a public place, and not the most respectable places to be leaving it either, for all to access?

I read story not too long ago about a female inmate that sued the prison for sexual assault after she produced a sample of a guard’s goo to prove her case. It turned out the guard had been banging the inmate in a consensual relationship and after it soured she claimed she had been assaulted and saved the condom. This may be different but you’ll get me drift.
This brings me back to the topic at hand.

Something a dancer said made me think. She jokingly mentioned retrieving the customer’s giz as a way of black mailing him into being a sugar-daddy as apparently he was wealthy.

Now since there are a lot of sick fucks out there nowadays, doesn’t it make sense to protect yourself from this possible devious action? A person might as well hang out on the corner at Jane & Finch and hand out samples their fingerprints; it’s just as careless isn’t it?

To go to extremes, this could also be said for guys that use the services of in-call providers and bail as soon as they’re done leaving their goo behind.

For fuck sake guys, flush the damn can!

Any thoughts?
 
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Well you can reuse them. just turn them inside out and shack the fuck out of them

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james t kirk

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I have read about guys who put condoms on when they go off for a lap dance becaue they shoot when the chick starts doing the bump and grind.

Personally, i couldn't believe this, but there was an entire thread devoted to guys blowing their loads just by a lap dance

I have never ever even come close to coming with a stripper giving me a lap dance. Usually, i am enjoying myself but keeping track of those songs.
 

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james t kirk said:
I have read about guys who put condoms on when they go off for a lap dance becaue they shoot when the chick starts doing the bump and grind.

Personally, i couldn't believe this, but there was an entire thread devoted to guys blowing their loads just by a lap dance

I have never ever even come close to coming with a stripper giving me a lap dance. Usually, i am enjoying myself but keeping track of those songs.
You poor guy!
 

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blofeld said:
You poor guy!
I agree. There was a recent poll in Playboy that said a majority of women did not consider their so getting a lap dance to be cheating. I wonder how many women really know how enjoyable and orgasmic lap dances really are?
 

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james t kirk said:
I have read about guys who put condoms on when they go off for a lap dance becaue they shoot when the chick starts doing the bump and grind.

Personally, i couldn't believe this, but there was an entire thread devoted to guys blowing their loads just by a lap dance

I have never ever even come close to coming with a stripper giving me a lap dance. Usually, i am enjoying myself but keeping track of those songs.
Maybe They have been doing it wrong??
 

The Baroness

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I had a gentlemen call my old incall wanting me to save all used condoms so he could buy them.
He explained to me that he was gay and wanted to amke a meal out of them.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
 
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Mistress, actually, that was me a few years back. The reason why I look younger now is because of cosmetic surgery ...

Yeah man, didn't I tell you guys that I got a part time job cleaning used condoms for the gay community down by Church St.?

:D
 
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Top Jimmy

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james t kirk said:
I have never ever even come close to coming with a stripper giving me a lap dance. Usually, i am enjoying myself but keeping track of those songs.
... maybe you should try female strippers....

you never know... ;)
 

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The Baron said:
Well you can reuse them. just turn them inside out and shack the fuck out of them

Baron
You nasty thing.
 

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james t kirk said:
I have read about guys who put condoms on when they go off for a lap dance becaue they shoot when the chick starts doing the bump and grind.
I have a hard time imagining someone wandering into the bathroom, getting the wood needed to apply a condom, and then walking back out to their table in that same state.

Then they'd have to stay "fired up" until the dancer shows up and starts grinding.

*LOL*

It's an intresting reason for finding used latex in the bathroom, but it seems rather far fetched, doesn't it?
 

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I think that in most cases, they put the condom on in the VIP during the dance when things get heated up........not that I know of course, just a nasty rumor I've heard.
 

groo39

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So the dancer just pauses while they whip it out and put on a condom? And no one else notices?

It sounds like a smokescreen excuse for the guys who are actually after a quick BJ or HJ from the dancers. I just can't imagine a dancer being ok with some guy whipping it out unless she's planning to do him.
 

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groo39 said:
I have a hard time imagining someone wandering into the bathroom, getting the wood needed to apply a condom, and then walking back out to their table in that same state.

Then they'd have to stay "fired up" until the dancer shows up and starts grinding.

*LOL*

It's an intresting reason for finding used latex in the bathroom, but it seems rather far fetched, doesn't it?
Not really, if you’re standing near the can for any length of time you’ll see the odd guy doing it. They walk out with that stupid ass guilty look on their face and walk as fast as possible to the VIP where the girl is usually awaiting their arrival.
If you’re observant you can pick them out, they look a lot like Goober cum to think of it.
 
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