Warning: If you go to Crocodile Rock at Queen/Osgoode...

Terminator2000

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okay, the weather is warm and amazing

and I'm experiencing coffee caffeine-induced mentally stimulated hyperness..

so im gonna just post this rant and then head out...I can do that, right? Post a rant thread, after having 140 post counts? Like, a rant thread allowed every 100 posts, right?

Don't ban me for this rant thread, Sheik. :D

It was such a nice day yesterday and I wanted to go girl scoping on the street, see a few tramp stamps and lots of skin...

so my buddy calls and asks if I wanna hook up...I go, sure..

Once downtown, we decided to hit the Crocodile Rock cougar bar at Osgoode and Queen...

VERY NICE place. This is not what I'm ranting about. I definitely approve of this place. We showed up around 10, as my friend recommended. He said no point showing up earlier, cause its empty around 7-8pm, and starts filling up around 10-11pm. And indeed, this was the case. People started dropping in around 10pm.

So, we decided, while we waited for the place to fill up, to order something to munch on.

So my buddy orders his usual, a plain hamburger (being the smarter guy)

I decided to go the adventurous route and I told the 5'10 hot chick waitress I wanted the baked garlic shrimp on the menu.

She smiles and takes the menu and comes back with my friend's nice, big hamburger (Alot bigger than mcdonald's) and fries on the side...

And she sets down my dish. A bowl of baked shrimp. Average sized cooked shrimp. In a soup-like, decent-sized porcelain bowl, covered with cheese. It looked like some kind of soup. So, having not eaten the whole day, I'm famished and look forward to digging into what looked like an exotic dish of shrimp soup...

So, digging in, to my surprise...I realize I just ordered a $8.50 worth of five baked, measly-sized shrimps in what was a specially designed porcelain bowl that had five little dents in them to place the five measly sized shrimps in. The layer of cheese over the porcelain bowl, made it look like there was something underneath the shrimp, but it was just the surface of the porcelain bowl, no hollowness in the porcelain bowl to what I thought was a soup-bowl, and no shrimp soup either!

Just a fancy porcelain bowl containing five measly shrimps and three pieces of plain bread on the table...

meanwhile, my buddy, who ordered a nice, juicy, bigger-than-mcdonald's hamburger and fries that is priced $7.50...gets a WHOLE LOT MORE for his money, than I do.

What the ...@*!#!!&#*@!!??!!

So, i decide not to bitch about it and make a scene...but i was obviously pissed...

I contemplate ordering a dish of hamburger just like my buddy did...but I decided, ah forget it...

I decided just to steal a few of his french fries instead...

We stuck around, ogled the nice-looking ladies and the nice layout of the place....for a little bit longer.


This is a warning. If you go to Crocodile Rock at Queen and Osgoode...

Don't order the Baked Garlic Shrimp...

Its not a dish containing a mountain of 20-30 shrimps....

Thank You. You've been a very patient audience.
 

xdog

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I cant' believe you order something with garlic while looking to mee women. If you're looking to hook-up, avoid foods like garlic, curry and onions.


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xix

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La la land
Burger

For places like that I have a rule, order the burger with no bacon, cheese , garlic or onion.
You get your burger quickly and no bad breath. Specially if you going to pick up a woman.
 

spatial_k

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Terminator2000 said:
So, digging in, to my surprise...I realize I just ordered a $8.50 worth of five baked, measly-sized shrimps in what was a specially designed porcelain bowl that had five little dents in them to place the five measly sized shrimps in.
That how baked shrimp is generally served. I've never seen it any other way myself.
 

hunter001

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Friggen tool. :D You ordered an appetizer. What do you expect? lol

ap·pe·tiz·er (āp'ĭ-tī'zər) Pronunciation Key
n. A food or drink served usually before a meal to stimulate the appetite.
 

Posse

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Where is this place? Is it the Crocodile Rock at 240 Adelaide W? (aka King and Spadina?)
 

antaeus

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xdog said:
I cant' believe you order something with garlic while looking to mee women. If you're looking to hook-up, avoid foods like garlic, curry and onions.


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ya, like going on an ass banging date with clothes smelling of vagina.
 

pblues

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Other than the shrimp, did you pick up a MILF or two?
 
Their website http://www.crocrock.ca/tor/frameset.html

My old baseball team's hang-out. You're right with the burger & shrimp. Their platters for group parties are pretty good. Rooftop patio is a blast when the place is rocking. Not sure if they still have that Asian really friendly waitress.
 
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playw/respect

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Damn, I thought you're sharing some great information about picking up cougars there. Instead, you wer epicking up shrimps :D
 
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