Way too much sports

[milehigh]

I just took a look outside the box.

My basement looks like a sporting goods warehouse.

I exercise 6 times a week.

I currently coach a total of 8 days a week.

My kid is currently playing organized sports 6 days a week.

Geepers creepers, this is only secondary to sex.

This just dawned on me.


This can't be healthy.

 

[chris123]

I currently coach a total of 8 days a week.

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???? Do you meet yourself coming home while your'e leaving?

 

[Neverenuff$]

Do you get up half an hour before its time to go to bed ?

 

[chris123]

Do you get up half an hour before its time to go to bed ?

Perhaps we should consider a cease fire on the quoting of Python scripts.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Perhaps we should consider a cease fire on the quoting of Python scripts.

I BEG YOUR PARDON.

I going to pretend you never posted that!

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Is this the right room for an argument?

 

[Neverenuff$]

Tell that to kids today and they just won't believe you.

Speaking of sports..

the Olympic being eaten by an aligator.. event comes to mind

 

[Goober Mcfly]

How about the 100 yard dash for the directionally challenged? The Marathon for the incontinent? The 200m Freestyle for those who can't swim?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Yes, well, I mean, (clears throat) you know, four years ago, everyone knew the Italians were coating the insides of their legs with bolinaise, the Russians have been marinating themselves, One of the Germans, Biolek, was actually caught actually putting, uh, remoulade down his shorts. And the Finns were using tomato flavoured running shoes. Uh, I think there should either be unrestricted garnishing, or a single, Olympic standard mayonnaise

 

[Neverenuff$]

Olympic "World Hide and seek"

 

[milehigh]

Dynamite

Believe it or not,

I have an uncle who is an explosives expert.

This is no shit.... he blasts rocks and crap.

Am I ever glad I didn't go into that biz with him.