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What country has the cheapest SP?

willie

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one of my kids lives in india half the year,have been there,everthing there is arranged as women are very unequal,brothels in bombay and calcutta are scary, though they pay you if you marry them!!no latinas mixes are the greatest
 
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shut up about it.
Some do's and dont's for going on a trip to latin-america:

You dont need to be super-handsome to score pussy in latin-america. I'm only average looking (dont let my nickname fool you), but everytime I go there I usually get hit on about 20 times a night in clubs and disco's. And thats on a slow night. I have never left a bar alone. I dont like to pay for sex but if I have to I will. Be clean-cut and well-shaven.
Dress sharply and wear a nice watch but dont wear excessive jewelry. I wear a nice silk shirt with dress pants and dress shoes.
Bring a speaking or electronic translator with you (Ectaco or Franklin) and try to learn the language. The chicks love those gadgets.
Be outgoing and a bit cocky but dont overdo it.
Remember that to them you are exotic and super-rich so act the part and dont be a wallflower. Always try to bring a bilangual guide with you (taxi driver).
Remember to always get a hotel that has a safe, fridge, pool, at least 3 stars and is girl-friendly.
Always leave a small tip for the cleaning lady (2 dollars or so).
Bring your own condoms, the rubbers down there are like putting on a michelin tire. It's brutal!!
Make sure the girl your bringing back is over 18, if she looks 18 but is younger you can spend some serious time in a rat infested jail.
Treat the girls well because they arent robots. They are mostly sweet girls that want to fall in love just like the rest of us. The reason they prostitute themselves isnt for drugs but for economic reasons.
I hope this helps.
 
Someone asked me this question in a PM:

Johnny,
Got a question for you about latin-America, BTW your posts are educational and very funny. Here goes, the chicks that hit on you, are they mostly darker-skinned Hispanic ladies or fair-skined? The reason I asked is that you mentioned they think you're exotic. Are you dressed differently or are you fairer-skinned exotic to them? I'm just a little confused. The ruling class used to be fairer-skinned. Thanks and your posts are great, keep them coming.[/B]


Let me just reiterate, dark skinned girls tend to be more agressive and obsessive about white guys in general. The fairer skinned gals are just as easy to score but they wont be quite as aggresive. It is also a huge advantage if you are blonde or dirty blonde with blue or green eyes. I have light brown hair and very bright blue eyes and this seems to be hit with them. Remember that those two attributes are very rare in latin-america. Their women also like curly hair because it is also uncommon down there. So if you have any of this you'll get lucky for sure!!!
If you are italian, oriental, or black looking you will still get lucky but probably a little less so because you dont stand out as much.
If you fail to score in a regular disco because you are hideous looking then there's always the massage parlors and escort agencies to fall back on.
 

Cableguy496

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Mr. Sauga
I may be coming in a bit late on this one, but this info must be shared. In January i had the good fortune to go to the island of St. Maarten for 2 weeks on business.

Since half of St. Maarten is owned by the Dutch, brothels are legal on that side of the island. The girls are inspected by government doctors every 2 weeks. There are about 5 professionally run establishments that are worth visiting. The girls are from several latin american countries - Colombia, Venezuela, Trinidad, Costa Rica and the Dominican. Dominican girls represent the majority of the talent in the places I visited. An in-house session will cost you $30-45 dollars depending on the place, and take out for the night runs about $150. St. Maarten is closer and you can sample international talent all in one place. IMHO, Dominican girls are muy bueno!!! Very loving and extremely high mileage with repeats. BTW, completely agree with johnnyhandsome - be prepared to be fondled when you go out to clubs or bars. It is so refreshing to be appreciated for just being a guy that I am going back to St. Maarten at the end of this month to have my ego replenished. If anyone wants specifics, feel free to PM me. Cheers.
 

Cableguy496

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Mr. Sauga
You are correct Sir! It was unlike anything I have ever experienced before, and am unlikely to experience again unless I am in Latin America / Caribbean. The women are so undemanding and appreciative of foreign men it's like being on another planet!
 

jaffa

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johnnyhandsome said:
Let me answer everyone in sequence:

Willie, Caracas is pretty safe but if you like a tourist area which is reasonably safe then go to Margarita Island in Venezuela. Pretty women and many bars on this tropical island and it is not as crowded as say Cancun or Acapulco.
If you are going to Margarita Island and have some extra time, take the ferry accross the Puerto La Cruz (very cheap, about an hour, right on the mainland across from the Island).
There are interesting snorkeling trips you can take from the mainland during the day and there are discos etc. at night, a nice nightlife, and very beautiful girls hanging around some ice cream parlours near the waterfront. I noticed the beauty of the girls was inversely proportional to the distance to the waterfront.

Oh forget it, I just realized that was 10 years ago. Im a geezer now.
 
And I never ever saw a fat girl in Venezuela. They were all slim and fit. I blame McDonalds for all those chunky chicks in north-america.
 

Berlin

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Sad but true, our fast food over-size-it culture does produce way over size girls ,and guys here.

Down south, they do have fat girls, the meaty volupsh ones, but they are no where near the " chunky" ones we have in N. America.
 
I was born and raised in a town called Hilversum which is about 50 km from Amsterdam. I didnt move to Canada untill I was 16.

Even back then I was a horny bastard!!!
 

happy the man

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$80 for a back alley experience!!!
No kissing, no real touching and no foreplay.
Sucky, fucky, 50 bucky (euro)
I hate amsterdam!
 

lego

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yes, fucky sucky with no foreplay, kissing, etc., but for $50 US, it's isn't a bad deal. The benefits are you get to scope the chicks ahead of time and picked the ones that are exactly what you want.

I was just there for two days and had four girls....they were all smoking hot and although I overall prefer a gfe, there is something funky and exciting about doing a girl doggie style two seconds after you meet her.

lego
 

lego

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puerto rico

does anyone have any experience in puerto rico? it hasn't yet been mentioned in this thread and I'll be there this summer.

lego.
 
Puerto Rico is basically a "colony" of the USA, but I dont know much about the mongering scene.
Check this website: http://www.wsgforum.com
 
I do know that prostition is illegal there but I doubt that it's enforced. Official language is Spanish but about 50% of the population speaks English.
 

wetnose

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The cheapest SPs in the world, value and quality wise, can be found in Indonesia.

From Singapore, take a boat ride to the island of Karimun. Stay in the Metropolitan, then take a hotel taxi to the brothel village of Rukko or Villa.

You can get all nighters for about C$30. Yep you read that right. They deliver the girl to your hotel and it's basically all you can eat from the time she arrives. Best time to go is the weekdays when they're not swamped by hobbyists from Singapore.

Not much else to do though, but the value is unbeatable. Indonesian girls are horny and love to do it.
 

Blur

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wetnose said:
The cheapest SPs in the world, value and quality wise, can be found in Indonesia...
I too concur with wetnose.

I lived in Indonesia for a year, 20 years ago, and the going rate for a BJ then was $2.50! For double that you could screw the girl, which happened to be the same price as a bottle of Bintang (local beer). Remember it’s a Moslem country so beer is a little on the expensive side. And for $10 she would stay all night!
 

Adrenalin

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There’s a Clue in the Description

Keep this to yourself, but I think you will find a fair selection of oriental girls in the…

:rolleyes:

…Orient.


The Far East is just full of them!
 

reboot

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burt-oh-my! said:
Anybody been to Africa? I don't mean South Africa...
Try Kenya. They speak English. You can pick up a hooker for less than $25 in Nairobi but you better be comfortable arguing over the price. Anyway, if you look at all presentable, you won't need a professional because, like in some of the other countries mentioned, hot chicks will do you just for the chance at a relationship.
 
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