What would be bad names for Escort Agencies?

[justaboutto]

Ford Escorts

 

[robc2343]

Bobbitt Escorts
"A cut above the rest"

 

[playw/respect]

- Burning Sensation Escorts
- Beautiful Escorts LIMITED
- Escorts Aids
- Trans Canada Escorts

 

[bing]

Pain-In-The-Ass Escorts
P.M.S Ladies
Smelly Nelly's Escorts
Geritol Ladies
We Fuck You Escorts

 

[Never Compromised]

Grannies Girls

 

[eldoguy]

Chrome German Helmut Polishers


Vitamin V Girls

 

[HafDun]

Cute Outcall Provider Service

 

[gibsomstreet]

I once noticed a "Katz Escorts", which inadvertently sounded more like a delicatessen than an escort agency

 

[shack]

I once noticed a "Katz Escorts", which inadvertently sounded more like a delicatessen than an escort agency

Not a bad idea actually.

"We'll make sure your meat is properly smoked."

 

[SammSin]

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Shots included Escorts
More Ass then a toilet seat Escorts

 

[shack]

Itchy Girls Escorts
Shots included Escorts
More Ass then a toilet seat Escorts

Wow! Clever.

 

[jazzpig]

Cum Depot
Balls 'R Us

 

[Crixus]

Nuns that Cum

That might actually work in the role-playing/fetish market. Probably way too specialized though

 

[Esco!]

Big & Beautiful Escorts

 

[Terminator2000]

Tim Horton's Wife.

 

[Esco!]

Big & Beautiful Escorts

Well I'll be damned: http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&a...hts=&as_occt=any&cr=&as_nlo=&as_nhi=&safe=off

 

[The Cunning Linguist]

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[eldoguy]

Buck A Fuck Immigrant Escorts:
Low Pay for a Lousy Lay

Hey Selina, kitty claws are comming out, nice one !

 

[Never Compromised]

Harvey's Hookers


(the downtown people know what I mean)

 

[great bear]

"So, You Wana Get Screwed?" Escort Agency.