whats your best pick up line ?

[yababy]

without mentioning money lol:biggrin1:

 

[JamesDouglas]

"Hey baby, I have tons of money, let's boink"

 

[ducttape]

"I'm rich and I have a big penis"

By the time they find out the truth, it's usually too late!

 

[GGGDickson]

"I'm rich and I have a big penis"

By the time they find out the truth, it's usually too late!

It does not work I tryed it!

 

[Buick Mackane]

My Ford F-150 is out front.

 

[peter4025]

I lend my Ferrari to my son. We can take the street car is more romantic

 

[Perry Mason]

"Are you married?"

Regardless of what the answer is: "Do you fuck around?"

If the answer is "no": "Do you mind mind holding still while I do?"

Perry

 

[TeasePlease]

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

 

[d_jedi]

Hey, I'm d_jedi. That's right, THE d_jedi.

 

[adventurous_man]

hehe good one

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

 

[FatOne]

Do you fancy going halves on a bastard?

 

[TROOPS]

"Lets Fuck"

2 out of 10 times it works.

 

[d_jedi]

"Lets Fuck"

2 out of 10 times it works.

What about the other 8? Just a blow job?

 

[TROOPS]

What about the other 8? Just a blow job?

The other 8 responses..........a slap or a kick in the nuts.

 

[IM469]

What about the other 8? Just a blow job?

30 days - solicitation, disturbing the peace.

 

[GrandBlasterK]

The other 8 responses..........a slap or a kick in the nuts.

Aww, that means they like you!

 

[K Douglas]

Excuse me miss, but what's your name, where are you from and can I come, and possibly can I take you out tonight?

Now if I could only sing like Luther Vandross..............

 

[Buick Mackane]

My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it! :thumb:

 

[Hurricane Hank]

Hi, my name is fuji......

 

[sharpbloke]

i just bought a new bed. wanna try it out?

and

I always wanted to climb a giant. the girl replied "not this giant".