whats your best pick up line ?

eznutz

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girl you must be from Ireland, cause my penis is Dublin.
 

IM469

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The fact that someone like me has the courage to come up and actually hit on someone like you deserves just a bit of your time, doesn't it?
Joking aside - I find you get farther with self-confidence (not to be confused with either arrogance or obnoxious) than self pity. The best formula for me seems to be 'Hi' + complement + topic her + listen.

It would be interesting to get the female perspective on this - come on girls - give us a hint !
 

Buick Mackane

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"I'm shipping out to the German front, this could be my last night in Toronto, dollface!"

When she gives a puzzled look, just shrug and say, "The line worked for my grandfather."
 

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Obviously, pickup lines per se aren't going to trick a woman into bed. However, if she;'s already decided to ride you nasty, you can still fuck it up with the wrong line. Conversely, the right repartee can establish that you're cleared for final approach .

I used to like to get a little conversation going, then ask "So, are you bi?" And then if she says "Yes", I'd say "Well, who isn't these days?" and carry on the conversation. If she said "No" I'd just look at her and say "You'd be cooler if you were." Either way, now we're talking about sex and what she's into, which never hurts your chances...
 

IM469

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That, and the fact that I always have to use "Magnum" sized condoms when getting it on with the ladies gives me all the confidence I need
I'm guessing that the deal is already consummated at that stage or do you let one packaged Magnum 'accidentally' fall into her drink and fish it out with a wink ?
 

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buttercup

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Her: "Impress me."
Me: "I was the lumberjack on the Sahara job."
Her: "But the Sahara is a desert."
Me: "Now, it is."
 
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