Who Has The Better Ass???

ASYLUM

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hairyfucker said:
you can borrow my ass as long as you rub some oil on it before you return it.
your screen name makes me a little reluctant...
 

Lou Siffer

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ASYLUM said:
i need more ass to qualify for this competition ;)
As you can see by the responses in this thread, depending on the guy, bigger isn't always better.

For me, small and firm beats big and bouncy every time.
 

johnhenrygalt

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Lou Siffer said:
For me, small and firm beats big and bouncy every time.
Agreed. And big and firm beats small and bouncy. Firm asses are the best. Now when a big and firm comes up next to a small and firm, I tend to go for big and firm.

So here it is in order.

1. Big and firm
2. Small and firm
3. Small and bouncy
4. Big and bouncy

Tight jeans are the best for eye candy as most girls with fashion sense can make their asses look firm with a proper fitting pair of jeans. But jeans can hide a wobbly ass and you won't know until you get her pants of, grab her ass and it feels like you grabbed a feather pillow.

But nice dress slcks with where the outline of the thong is visible are amazing if she is firm. A wobbly ass in a thong will stay wobbly. If she's firm in slacks, it's time to ask her for a lap dance followed by at least 1 SOG from the doggy position.
 

johnhenrygalt

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Mia.Colpa said:
Based on my experience, I find this statement to be an oxymoron.
Unfortunately this is usually the case. A big firm butt requires a very particular genetic makeup and usually hours and hours of training in the gym. When I encounter one of these it is a true work of art.
 

babyfinsta

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On top of yo mama!
Mia.Colpa said:
Based on my experience, I find this statement to be an oxymoron.
turn on Much Vibe :p
 
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