Who said Asians got small dicks!? (no homo)
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You are being stereotype. My roommate is Asian. He has been driving for over than 10 years here in Toronto, Georgia, and South Carolina. He has NEVER EVER got involved in an accident. He has not received a single ticket.Adrenalin said:You may have got a point there.
Whenever you see a Honda with a ridiculously large wing on the back, megaphone exhaust, and the driver reclined so far he can barely see out, it is nearly always an Asian driving and he is nearly always is in your way.
My friend who is Asian. He has been driving for over than 9 yrs here in Toronto. Never got involved in an accident.
Me, white. I got 1 ticket already. But I have never involved in an accident.
A friend of mine, black. He got 2 tickets and involved in an accident.
And the funny thing is, that show "Canada's Worst Driver" on discovery channel, I have never ever seen an Asian.
I drive to downtown everyday to work. People who pissed me off because they can't drive and shouldn't drive, most of them are non-Asian(the one with slanted eyes).
I have never cared before, but this particular post by Adrenalin gives me an itch. I gotta scratch LOL.
"Asian people can't drive?" This is a myth that people created based on Asian physical features, in this case, their eyes. It's like, oh he or she can't drive because they have slanted eyes. The people who created this myth, I think they are jealous of how smart and succesful most Asian people are. They are looking for an easy answer or way out to make themselves feel better.
I watch the new Survivor series. It is amazing how good Asian tribe is on that show. They beat Black tribe who poeple know that black people more athletic, stronger, etc. Most of the time, the Black tribe always come up as the last group. Most of the games, the Asian tribe, yes with slanted eyes, has won it. The games involve physical, mental, and IQ challenge.
I apologize if I have offended some people, but this is what I experienced.
I think "Asian people can't drive" is a myth created by jealous people.
And for Babymilo, I think you need to value yourself more and find something inside you that valuable to you and others. What you are doing is not coming up strong(for you as an asian person), but showing how desperate for attentions you are and not valuable thoughts you have.
Peace.
Just because the kid hasn't been caught by his mother, doesn't mean he isn't stealing cookies from the cookie jar.gentle_lover said:
One night after partying it up at a dance club, I told my buddy to drive (Chinese guy named Wong, go figure).
Anyways, I was trashed, I could drive, but if I got pulled over, I knew I'd be over the legal limit.
He was sober. We drove home 2 friend that we bumped into at the club, from Airport Road and Dixon, to Brampton.
Not 5 MINUTES of driving, one of the guys in the back, this really huge black dude named Dwayne (coolest and scrariest Jamaican you met) said and I'm quoting "Blood clot...I'm gonna die in this car at the hands of a sober Chinese dude....get the fuck back in your driver seat and let me live" (he nudged me to drive, so I did).
Sucks to be you.
My money is on the fact that people would scream racism.
I'll never be jealous of people who can't drive for shit and have tiny dicks.
Nice try bud.
Besides, you think Chinese (and a few other Asian cultures) were just picked at random for this "consipracy".
Fuck that's laughable.
Wake up and open your eyes, 2 things will happen when you do.
You'll drive better and won't get a ticket.
You'll notice they (Chinese and others) can't fucking drive.
"desperate for attentions" ??? wtf, you've been hangin' in the crib with your Asian boy for a little too long.
You're obviously picking up his Engrrish.
You see this Asian freak is so complexed because all the girls know they have such a small dick and they can not drive. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Asian men do have small winkies. The proof is quite substanstial. Every time I see a Asian attempting to park his car my response is "Look at that little prick trying to parallel park".
... speaks volume. Cobster how old are you ?Cobster said:
BTW this is not about SONY or buying HD TV or consumer shit from a retail store. You got any solid scientific figure to back up your experinece other than jumping on the stupid wagon to blame Asians ?
Berlin said:And bear can drive ?
I have to wear my "human look a like suit" when driving. Got stopped all the time until I noticed my initial "human look a like suit" was of a Asian man.
Cops always pulled me over and told me "hand over your drivers licence and insurance you little prick".
I changed to a "black human like suit" and when the cops pulled me over they asked me to roll down the window and then they maced me. Now I just drive natural as a bear and when pulled over I tell the cops I'm going to a costume party.
I'd like to see you say that to his face.
That would be some seriously funny shit.
As for the Asians (mainly, Chinese) not being able to drive.
Quite a few think it and don't care to express it.
Like I said, this wasn't some conspiracy theory that just came out of f'in nowhere for shits'n'giggles.
So quit the heroic politically correct bullshit replies.
Too f'in funny.
That would be some seriously funny shit.
As for the Asians (mainly, Chinese) not being able to drive.
Quite a few think it and don't care to express it.
Like I said, this wasn't some conspiracy theory that just came out of f'in nowhere for shits'n'giggles.
So quit the heroic politically correct bullshit replies.
Too f'in funny.
