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Whoisyodaddy inspired post. "Have you ever caught someone masturbating?

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Troops

When you did catch them what was your reaction and theirs?

Most of you folks know about me catching my sexy aunt who is a dead ringer for Tia Carrera masturbating but it was through her bedroom window, so she never saw me.
 
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I lived with a hot chick who was "just a friend" unfortunately, and I caught her rolling the bean on the couch watching a porno. Fortunately for me she was quite immodest. She was a little embarrassed, but got over it quickly. That was a fun time living with her, she was really hot, and didn't wear much around the house.

Didn't get to bang her though.

I'm sure she heard me whacking it in my room since it was on main floor, and I know for a fact she her me have phone sex with a girlfriend. She'd never admit it, but I think she liked it. She just didn't like me in that way.

Oh well, time to find a new roommate.
 
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Another good one! LOL

*I never masturbate EVER! It's that old Catholic conscience of mine* Alrighty then!

My wife catches me from time to time and she thinks it's disgusting!!!

A real turn on is when a LF does the finger number on herself while moaning.... *smiling*
 
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I once walked into a friends house and caught his 70 year old father, naked, sitting in front of a computer with his hand under a bath towel that was in his lap. He said he just got out of the shower. I just pretended I didn't notice.
 
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LateComer

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Actually, my friend was pretty cool about it. We arrived at his house and he joked that his father was probably inside masturbating to the internet. We walked inside and there he was - obvious as hell. He quickly clicked to a game of solitaire. My friend then says to his father "I see you are playing .......................... a game."
 
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Well I have been caught a couple of times...but my old man!

I have caught 2 roomates. Once my roomate Shane was in my room jerkin' it to porn from my VCR. I ran up the stairs, opened my door, then proceeded to run out the front door!

Another time my roomate Dan came home from a club and thought I was gone for the weekend. He threw up the stereo volume loud..with porn. I heard him pretending to seduce a girl on camera.lol.

Women wise, I have seen a girl naked through her window (collecting newspaper delivery money as a kid). I walso walked in on a guy doing fs to a girl at an mpa (yes thank you Miss receptionist, that was really funny).

So Troops, no progress reports on your aunt yet? It has been over a year.

BBLACK
 
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I came home early from a night out to catch my roommate masterbating to s & m porno naked in a chair.

we have never mentioned anything about it since


YEEEEEEEESSSSSHHHHHHH
 
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Caught my ex once when i came home from work ,( a litlle nympho she was) ... stiil not sure if she staged it or not , but we had great sex while we were together , too bad I cant get a piece of that no more .
 
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Crazy Canuck said:
Her roommate heard the screems and thought something was wrong. Apprently the roomate still has nightmare of my white ass.
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This is proof. Turn off the black lights in your bedroom people.

Bonnie
 
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LateComer said:
I once walked into a friends house and caught his 70 year old father, naked, sitting in front of a computer with his hand under a bath towel that was in his lap. He said he just got out of the shower. I just pretended I didn't notice.
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Oh god! That is gross! I remember walking in on a drunken friend of mine who was slightly, um VERY intoxicated attempting to do something close to masturbating. We all laughed at the poor guy, because he was in the lew on the seat while attempting this feeble task! Too funny.
 
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TimeofYourLife said:
I came home early from a night out to catch my roommate masterbating to s & m porno naked in a chair.

we have never mentioned anything about it since


YEEEEEEEESSSSSHHHHHHH
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But have you sat in that chair? Ewwww.
 
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When I was home for Thanksgiving weekend when I was in college, 2 friends, a few girls, and I headed back to one of the guy's dad's place for an afterhours party. When we all went down in the basement, his dad was snoring, passed out on the couch with his pants around his ankles and his johnson still in his hand. My friend was mortified, and the rest of us were in tears laughing. We were pretty noisy, the lights got turned on, but his dad didn't move an inch.
 
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Troops

Re: Re: Whoisyodaddy inspired post. "Have you ever caught someone masturbating?

eggman said:
Eggy drools....arrggghh....
Can I cum and watch?
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Eggman......go find your own sexy aunt.....lol.
 
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