America's newest tv show! Who's more handsome???
johnnyhandsome said:
There are 2 users on this board that claim to be handsome. Handsome Rob and Johnnyhandsome (thats me, of course).
So ladies...............who's more handsome???
Rob or me?????
Ok first contestant-> Johnny Handsome
I like the way you took the stage very bold
Ok the calfs are a bit gangly but you obviously do some sort of leg exercises because the quads are amazing
Now your a little wide in the waist but good abs.
Have you had a nose job? Hhhmmm (rachel I think he's had a nose job!)
Dude I love your presence, but some could mistake it with arrogance.
Hair looks fab!
You got it going on bro
Face - 9.1
Body - 8 (cause of the calves and waist)
Sex Appeal - 8.2
Ok Contestant 2 -> Handsome Rob
Man you own this place!
when you post the other guys just move out of your way.
Man's man. Ladies love you girls adore you
Now you got the spaced out surfer look going on.
Personally I don't like
But Rachel here is about to melt in her own puddle so I do know the ladies love.
The hair and face are classic man. Rachel's got a burrito in her pants right now over you.
Face - 9.0
Body - 8.8
Sex Appeal - 8.0
Ok Contestant 3 -> (Trumpets from the heavens start playing and a bright light from which appears...) Shake.
Ok dude I submit.
How can anyone compete with you.
Got to lock up my wife if your in a 5 mile radius
you emit sex out of every pore.....