Why women cares about length ?

[The Shake]

It doesn't really and I was just telling you in my own little way that your butterball comments were just a little over the top and obviously meant for an average-sized dick someone who you knew would be reading your post.

Gee, d'ya think?

 

[solitaria]

the comments I made were not meant to impress anyone they were made because they are very true from my POV , it amazes me why some on here always have to look for some hidden meaning behind every post on here . It is possible that some of us are really honest and forethcoming with our posts and since I have nothing to hide I tell it like it is from my perspective . Just so you know I dont have to use this board to communicate my feelings to anyone I care about I have no problem in telling them right straight out . Im no different then anyone else here we all share things based on what our experiences so why the somewhat negative sarcasim ? Perhaps its motivated by the lack of security in your own relationships I have no idea ? Why cant we just be happy for someone who has found something we all want ? Geesh !
I have no problem in being positive and complimenting others . Sugar goes alot further then vinegar in life .
Shame on you 2 >>>LOL . I think I shall punish you both cum to my room > Ha ! Life is too short guys if ya take it too seriously ya might miss out on a bundle of fun ! Just havin some fun with ya's , so dont take me too seriously . Misty

I just want to say that I believe you now just like I believe those screaming, moaning girls in the porn vids. If I may I just have one more question for you. You said that your average-sized dick lover can make you orgasm "with his eyes and voice upon insertion with little or no friction at all." So I would like to know if you sometimes find yourself moaning before he goes in because what's the difference if there's no friction at all?

 

[The Shake]

I just want to say that I believe you now just like I believe those screaming, moaning girls in the porn vids. If I may I just have one more question for you. You said that your average-sized dick lover can make you orgasm "with his eyes and voice upon insertion with little or no friction at all." So I would like to know if you sometimes find yourself moaning before he goes in because what's the difference if there's no friction at all?

Oh, Solly, you can be such a bitch...

 

[Morgan Ellis]

The problem with too many men with big dicks is that they act like they expect you to genuflect as soon as they pull it out of their pants.

Unless you're truly a rarity, trust me - we've seen bigger, and we're not overly impressed. Skill and interest counts for more than size ever will. Plus, too many of those giant cocks never get fully hard, and it's never much fun trying to cram 10 inches worth of semi floppy garden hose up into yourself.

- M

 

[The Shake]

Plus, too many of those giant cocks never get fully hard, and it's never much fun trying to cram 10 inches worth of semi floppy garden hose up into yourself.

- M

Really?

Don't some men pay extra for that?

 

[WhaWhaWha]

...too many of those giant cocks never get fully hard, and it's never much fun trying to cram 10 inches worth of semi floppy garden hose up into yourself.

May sex life, are you kiddin? It's like shootin pool with a rope.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

 

[Eli]

Being a well endowed male is not the be all end all of sex. I'd say from experience that good oral technique will win you far more points than having a large penis. Men have to look at sex as being more than just ramming your tool in and out.

Having said that I am thankful for my size and the woman I've been with seem to appreciated it too. I certainly wouldn't want to be any larger as I think that would be more of a hinderance in bed. 8", 9", 10", or more I wouldn't want to be one of those guys. Not unless I was looking at being a porn star. I mean, your average woman can only physically take so much.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

To: All SP's who have seen my weener

Thank you for not laughing, or at least not laughing in my company.

Yours truly,

Goober McFly

 

[Spode]

Hey Eli,

Is there something you want the rest of TERB to know about your pecker?

 

[Morgan Ellis]

what does the lemonade on the back table represent?

Two words:

Golden.
Showers.

 

[Morgan Ellis]

Don't some men pay extra for that?

I'm not that kind of girl.


</fluttering of lashes innocently>

 

[solitaria]

The most amusing character.

Is it:

1) Mr. Shortchanged who desperately wants to believe that size doesn't matter but can never really believe the encouraging lies to the contrary but will ask this question a million times over the course of his life anyway.

2) Mr. WannabeAverage who thinks he is John Holmes and tries to look for an in to brag about his dick but will never get the confirmation he needs that in fact he really is huge no matter how hard he tries. This guy will never state exactly how big he is only that one or two girls, probably paid for, told him he was big.

3) Ms. Liarliarpantsonfire trying to score brownie points with some small- dicked person or crowd saying basically she would rather fuck a skilled mosquito with enthusiasm and a good heart than an 8 to 10 inch stud who is an arrogant ass but whose dick feels soooo good inside her (that part though she conveniently skips over or lies about.)

The obvious answer to this question is that every girl is different, but for the most part most girls prefer big-dicked guys everything else being a constant. Past a certain size (probably around 7 inches), the degree of importance becomes less and less and other things will become more and more important. Of course there are very few girls that think the size of a man’s dick is the most important thing to her and wouldn’t value other things way more highly, but by the same token very few girls would be ecstatic about finding that a good-looking guy that they were dreaming about having sex with for the first time was average-sized, or worse, less. Everything in life is a compromise including relationships, and every girl values personal attributes differently so if you are a short-dicked guy you might get lucky with a hot girl with a distorted set of likes/dislikes past what is commonly the norm and you might win the lottery too but in all probability you will end up with a girl who is the biological equivalent of a man with a small pecker and that girl probably won’t be entirely happy with your short dick either but will know that she can’t expect much better and may need to rationalize your short dick to herself since no one likes to believe they were forced into a compromise.

 

[Svend]

The second most amusing character is the one who gives the size of a cock that much thought.
The most amusing is maryland of course.

 

[PutterSlut]

There are two types of men in this world...

Those that care about the size of their pecker

and

Liars

Not trying to be funny, but rather just truthful

 

[Spode]

Morgan I think I just accidentally made the baby Jesus cry again.

 

[ham2004]

Is it:

1) Mr. Shortchanged who desperately wants to believe that size doesn't matter but can never really believe the encouraging lies to the contrary but will ask this question a million times over the course of his life anyway.

2) Mr. WannabeAverage who thinks he is John Holmes and tries to look for an in to brag about his dick but will never get the confirmation he needs that in fact he really is huge no matter how hard he tries. This guy will never state exactly how big he is only that one or two girls, probably paid for, told him he was big.

3) Ms. Liarliarpantsonfire trying to score brownie points with some small- dicked person or crowd saying basically she would rather fuck a skilled mosquito with enthusiasm and a good heart than an 8 to 10 inch stud who is an arrogant ass but whose dick feels soooo good inside her (that part though she conveniently skips over or lies about.)

The obvious answer to this question is that every girl is different, but for the most part most girls prefer big-dicked guys everything else being a constant. Past a certain size (probably around 7 inches), the degree of importance becomes less and less and other things will become more and more important. Of course there are very few girls that think the size of a man’s dick is the most important thing to her and wouldn’t value other things way more highly, but by the same token very few girls would be ecstatic about finding that a good-looking guy that they were dreaming about having sex with for the first time was average-sized, or worse, less. Everything in life is a compromise including relationships, and every girl values personal attributes differently so if you are a short-dicked guy you might get lucky with a hot girl with a distorted set of likes/dislikes past what is commonly the norm and you might win the lottery too but in all probability you will end up with a girl who is the biological equivalent of a man with a small pecker and that girl probably won’t be entirely happy with your short dick either but will know that she can’t expect much better and may need to rationalize your short dick to herself since no one likes to believe they were forced into a compromise.

You really are a rarity here.. do you ever read your own posts. I think that from an average guy's point of view, everyone here is in agreement, except you.

Just my two cents (change please)

 

[Eli]

Heh heh, Spode you crack me up.

See you can't say "I have a big dick and I want you all to know it's not as important to sexual gratification as your peers have lead you to believe." cause people still think yer boasting.

For those who are concerned I say look at it this way...A lot of gay, bi, and bi-curious females go on about how great sex is with another woman. So worse case scenario you got a micro dick and you buy a strap-on or use a vibrator, or master the art of cunnilingus (try doing chinese brush painting with your tongue), etc.

 

[Spode]

Heh heh, Spode you crack me up.

See you can't say "I have a big dick and I want you all to know it's not as important to sexual gratification as your peers have lead you to believe." cause people still think yer boasting.

For those who are concerned I say look at it this way...A lot of gay, bi, and bi-curious females go on about how great sex is with another woman. So worse case scenario you got a micro dick and you buy a strap-on or use a vibrator, or master the art of cunnilingus (try doing chinese brush painting with your tongue), etc.

What in the name of the sweet baby jesus are you talking about? I was referring to my visita...virus that takes my computer hostage leading it to male escort sites.

So come on! Spill the beans! You know you want to!

 

[Spode]

Sorry for the pickin'

but

Have you guys ever noticed the trend in threads that have this theme in common. If there's one thing you can count on is that there is going to be the exavt types of viewpoints and their evolution every single time. It's like these discussions are modelled after the board game Clue! It's always got the same cast of characters but with different roles. And nothing ever gets solved even though the answer is blatant.

Let's see who's playing this game.

Colonel Mustard: The initiator of the thread. Probably watches too much porn (like myself) and thinks what is seen there is what men are all like. Get's a little defensive and needs the truth.

Professor Plumb: The crafty scholar who infers something which may be accurate, but under false pretences. We're on to this one.

Can;t remember any more characters so the next few are whatever...

Mrs. Ovesymph. She likes harmony and peace within the induvidual which leads her to innaccurate assurances for the Colonel

Miss Sezwashewa. Cold calculated mistress of the night, who in the interest of turmoil but truth will stop at nothing for her goal.

And don't forget the two Warner Bros. Mexican Frogs, Morgan and Shake watching the whole carnage from a tree branch outside, drunk on Mezcal, singing Ayayaya with the occasional "EPA!"

And finally Mr. Plestothi. who through sorry attempts at humour tries to distract the characters from the uncomfortable truth

 

[markvee]

On the subject of big dicks, I think that Sinestro put it best:

"It hurts just like it did the first time."

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