Worst Pickup Lines

[wazup]

If you were homework I'd do you every night

 

[oakvilleguy]

 

[shack]

Good one, need to work on your delivery.

What did Neil say to Bob at the gay bar?

May i push in your stool.

Neil and Bob reference means one guy is kneeling and bobbing. Carry on.

That adds another layer (or lay him) to that joke.

 

[billie69]

You owe me an apology, when you walked in here, you stepped on my dick.

 

[wazup]

Is your name Google........cuz you're all I'm searching for.

 

[y2kmark]

You owe me an apology, when you walked in here, you stepped on my dick.

Ding ding ding! That is the worst IMHO...

 

[onomatopoeia]

I was just wondering... full bush, trimmed, landing strip, shaved or Brazilian?

 

[lessjamie7]

Thanks for that story, it was really interesting.

Bwahahahaha

LJ

 

[Tomoreno]

Ks, ks, ks... does your pussy have a name?

 

[billie69]

Apparently one of the real life guys from the story “War Dogs” would approach women and just say “how much?”.

 

[lunaluxx]

All of these I’ve herd first hand ..

“Do u work at subways? Cause you just gave me a foot long”

“Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.”

“go on, feel my jacket it’s made out of boyfriend material”

 

[Fun For All]

Good one, need to work on your delivery.

What did Neil say to Bob at the gay bar?

May i push in your stool.

Neil and Bob reference means one guy is kneeling and bobbing. Carry on.

You must have learned that from your experiences at Spa Excess...carry on Bob!

 

[Jenesis]

Funny you bring this up. I worked in a camp as far north in nwt as you could go. Work camps are miserable places for the most part. An attractive 20 something female engineer had the misfortune of getting a placement there. Her husband was on opposite shift so they never saw each other. 40 to 60 year old guys were constantly telling her to smile all over the site. These camps were so concentrated she couldn't escape it.

I talked to her one day and it was driving her insane being told to smile all the time. She wasn't there long, she hated it.

Poor girl... I can only imagine. But you can see the difference. It can be a miserable place for men to work, but a woman gets there and she is suppose to smile.

Thanks for the story.

 

[Fun For All]

Is your name Google........cuz you're all I'm searching for.

I'm sure you get your girl friends from Google...