I would totally date myself.
My favorite drink would always been in the fidge....
I would be able to handle my own sex drive.....
I would be able to give myself a wicked ass massage...
I would buy myself thoughtful gifts all the time, and pay for meals, drinks, etc.
I would hold the door open for myself....
I would give myself the right amount of time and attention [Not to little, not to much]
I wouldn't lie to myself....
I would even buy myself flowers for no reason, and they would be nice flowers, not cheap ass ones you get from the local grocery store.
I would be very good for me because I am very good to any person I am with. Now since there is no one like me, I think I will just have to remain loyal to BOB! LOL