Would you reccomend marriage??

[thirdcup]

I've been saying this for years.

For a man to be happy he needs a woman who is a good cook.
For a man to be happy he needs a woman who is intelligent.
For a man to be happy he needs a woman who is a good lover.
For a man to be happy he needs a woman who is compassionate.
For a man to be happy he needs a woman who is fun to be with.

But most important, he must NEVER let these women find out about each other.

 

[GameBoy27]

When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.
When I was 16, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency. She was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide, so I decided I needed a girl with some stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. At 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless, so I decided to find a girl with some ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. Now I am 40, and all I want is a girl with big tits.

Awesome!

 

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I've been saying this for years.

For a man to be happy he needs a woman who is a good cook.
For a man to be happy he needs a woman who is intelligent.
For a man to be happy he needs a woman who is a good lover.
For a man to be happy he needs a woman who is compassionate.
For a man to be happy he needs a woman who is fun to be with.

But most important, he must NEVER let these women find out about each other.

My GAWD, brother, why would you tell them, I though you took the brotherhood oath never to tell the rest of them...

However, since you let the cat out of the bag, might as well tell them from our top brother the secret to keeping the wife and marriage happy...