This is the offical transcript of what was typed out:
"We are safe in this house now. The big bad wolf tried huffing and puffing but can't blow this house down...God, if only I could blow him, but that's another story. Please send some help, we need food and soldiers, strong long-lasting soldiers and bring some extra ribbed condoms while you're at it....I think I tired out Billy and Chuck.
Sarah Higgins had never been able to duplicate her success since writing the "Pigs in Space" skits for Sesame Street. She is seen here desperately seeking inspiration for character development for her sequel to Pygmalion.