wtf emails to escorts

[jimmyt]

Damn, I had no idea you ladies had to deal with this so often...those notes go everywhere from completely funny to completely psychotic.....

Thanks for sharing though!! lol

 

[snowleopard]

i've had offers from men who wanted to buy me,
and move to istanbul

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What Turkies! Did they ask about HATY?

 

[BallzDeep]

Had the opposite feeling. Oh well 2eho.

Feel sorry for ladies having to waste their time and grey matter dealing with that kind of b.s.

Slap in the face reminder...hobby for us...work for them.

Was joking.

 

[snowleopard]

Was joking.

LOL ... way too subtle for terb I guess ... you forgot to add the

 

[Ashton.]

This one came through my website this morning. More of an annoyance than anything else. I hate stupidity.

Name: unknown

E-mail: ******

Subject: what?!?

Message: why dont you show your face in any of your pics i mean having a nice body is ok but the face is much more important it can tell someone who you really are and what about your personality that is what really counts you have to speak from your true self not what you think people what to read

 

[snowleopard]

I'm showing my face in my sig pic ... what's wrong with that?

 

[Ashton.]

Personally I don't save the weird emails... But I do save the countless photo's of penises I've been sent .
I get emails all the time that simply say something like "hey baby what do you think?" followed by a picture of some guy stroking himself lol.

 

[snowleopard]

Personally I don't save the fucked up emails... But I do save the countless photo's of penises I've been sent .
I get emails all the time that simply say something like "hey baby what do you think?" followed by a picture of some guy stroking himself lol.

Lol ... just what you need to see ... another dick

 

[Ashton.]

yep we all get those ...maybe we should start a thread and post those pics LMAO

Haha i've considered starting a blog and reviewing one of the pictures every day. You want to know what I think? Ok here's what I think lol. Now what should I call my blog..? Ideas ?

 

[snowleopard]

Haha i've considered starting a blog and reviewing one of the pictures every day. You want to know what I think? Ok here's what I think lol. Now what should I call my blog..? Ideas ?

How about 'HARD'? Hear Ashton's Reviews of Dicks

 

[diverdown]

Was joking.

Being a sarcastic sob myself I should've caught that.

Sorry.

Now back to this English as a second language letter thread...aka...I need a Canadian wife to get my citizenship.

 

[Ref]

yep we all get those ...maybe we should start a thread and post those pics LMAO

That would be pretty cool!

 

[Ashton.]

How about 'HARD'? Hear Ashton's Reviews of Dicks

Haha that's amazing! You're my hero lol.

 

[snowleopard]

Haha that's amazing! You're my hero lol.

Not really too amazing ... just a bit weird

 

[genintoronto]

Haha i've considered starting a blog and reviewing one of the pictures every day. You want to know what I think? Ok here's what I think lol. Now what should I call my blog..? Ideas ?

What about Dickheads.blog ? ETA: actually, I vote for snowleopard's suggestion. Much more clever than mine.

Here's my contribution to the thread:


Hi Gen,

There is not much to say as you will probably use your clever wit to respond but I am not into the games.

You opened the box ( no pun intended) by posting. Although, an amusing read I wonder if you were abused as a kid? Being 'educated' myself and actually using my education to better myself and help those around me THAT ACTUALLY NEED HELP, I suggest you seeking some professional help.
I am not saying you were abused or raped or molested ( highly possible) but what makes an educated woman degrade herself by sleeping with strangers for cash? Boasting that you have regular clients only stains you even more. I think the term Street Corner Ornament fits - now that's funny!! No no, 'Educated' Street Corner ornament which degrades you even more. lol

But again life is all about choices and not all are sane, rational or healthy. Do you do drugs? Is that why you hook? Why else?
If you are so good looking and men want to fuck you - why don't you have a man to buy you all your shit?

I have no empathy for you and hope you are get your just desserts. Authorities are aware of your activity and most of the other pro's on these sites. As a community activist in this city, I felt the wrong doing on these 'classified' sites should be noted. Luckily, the unit has been aware of the 'transactions' for many many months. It is just a matter of time before they have enough on you to make an arrest. For someone who is SO educated learn the laws. What ever happened to morala and ethical people??

I have worked with prostitutes. I've seen what happens over time. Even the call girls that I dealt with - you have no clue.

Put your education to good use for once and stop with your pathetic justifications as to why you have to be a hooker/prostitute/whore/cum dumpster.

For a victimless crime, what about all the significant others of all the john's you service?

Take what you will from this email, Please don't respond back.

 

[great bear]

Dear Lisa: I recently have gotten out of six months hibernation. I am 7' 6" tall. I weigh 420 lbs. My fur is matted and filled with twigs. Would you spend the night with me free of charge? I could take you to a fine dinner of Blueberries and dead fish. If you have never had sex with a Bear you do not know what you have been missing. Can you send me pics of any camping trips you have been on? Thank You. GB

 

[Ashton.]

What about Dickheads.blog ? ETA: actually, I vote for snowleopard's suggestion. Much more clever than mine.

Here's my contribution to the thread:


Hi Gen,

There is not much to say as you will probably use your clever wit to respond but I am not into the games.

I hate idiots like this. Why do some people always insist on telling us how we feel about escorting? This guys ranting reminds me of that Victor Malarek guy. Yes, it's true, there are no intelligent, sane, women who escort. We are all drug addicts who were sexually abused as children. You pegged us. Good for you.

 

[snowleopard]

Dear Lisa: I recently have gotten out of six months hibernation. I am 7' 6" tall. I weigh 420 lbs. My fur is matted and filled with twigs. Would you spend the night with me free of charge? I could take you to a fine dinner of Blueberries and dead fish. If you have never had sex with a Bear you do not know what you have been missing. Can you send me pics of any camping trips you have been on? Thank You. GB

Lol .... You animal!

 

[amber-jade]

one from the marriage request file


Hi babe
marry me i love youi will give you anything you ask trips money cars anything

I know you must be getting hundreds of messages but I really hope you reply. You look amazing in your pic, so sexy. YOu should try bare legs as well as your legs look lush!

I would like to know, are you up for soemthing VERY different? Id like to know if your up for someting that id rather not chat about on here. Add me to msn or yahoo and we can chat, really hope you write back sexy. You open for Anything? Maybe even cash if your into that?

Being genuine babe so please do add me and chat about this. If you dont like me you can delete me after although I hope you dont.

Love
xxxxxxx


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[great bear]

u already tapped my ass...how soon we forget, eh

LMAO!!!