Wtf?????

stinkynuts

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Clearly, this is a joke right? I mean there is no way he is 5'7", his head is at the same level as the light switch, and they are never mounted that high. He is like 5 feet tall, tops. An April Fool's joke?
 

anon1

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He suffers from a condition where the skull is not formed properly and some of the bones continue to grow disproportionally to the others. No wonder he has to turn criminal in order to get female companionship, poor souls.
More reasons for legalization, but it would still be hard to find an SP who'll take him as a client.
 

WhaWhaWha

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Between a rock and a hard place
He presents a good argument against the use of high forceps.
 
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