You know its gone too far when...

[UltraMan]

I had an appointment with my new account manager at my bank yesterday morning. Her name is Felicia. I show up and she's hot, young and Russian. Her accent reminds me of all the EE type SPs I've been spending so much time with lately. All I could think about was a BBBJTC. I missed half of what she said to me.

If only the bank offered the same sevice as Ecstasy. I'd be broke (more than I am now).

I think I'd better find a new hobby.

 

[duMaurierguy]

If only the bank offered the same sevice as Ecstasy.

They do. The difference is that they don't kiss you before they screw you!

 

[UltraMan]

Nice one. We must go to the same bank!

 

[shack]

I had an appointment with my new account manager at my bank yesterday morning. Her name is...

I recently got a new account manager, female, and boy is she butch. She reminds me of Pat from It's Pat on SNL. She could pass for a guy. Hey UMan, wanna trade? You'll be able to concentrate on what she's saying better.

 

[UltraMan]

"Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck - Soytanly! Wubwubwubwub!"

 

[Dr Watchsom]

Nice one. We must go to the same bank!

We all go to the same bank

 

[Guy7]

Bank

Do let all of us know the name of Bank, and at which branch this lovely russian gal is posted, so all who are intrested can go and open up their respective accounts with this indeed beautiful EE lady

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Whenever I see an SP I make a deposit. But only after making a withdrawal.

 

[Dr Watchsom]

Whenever I see an SP I make a deposit. But only after making a withdrawal.

shouldnt you make the deposit before you make the withdrawal

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I like working in the red.

</sick>

 

[sweet guy]

I had an appointment with my new account manager at my bank yesterday morning. Her name is Felicia. I show up and she's hot, young and Russian. Her accent reminds me of all the EE type SPs I've been spending so much time with lately. All I could think about was a BBBJTC. I missed half of what she said to me.

Hmm...most of the a/c manager at the bank I know of are MILF type. They are as old as my mom for sure.

Plus it's tough to work under them, it's just pain in the ass (no pun intended).

What is the name of the bank anyway?

 

[holden]

It's crazy at bars and night clubs, the girls dress in such a provocative fashion

I find I have a hard time concentrating on the conversation, half the time I'm zone out thinking about how hot they look. I try not to stare b/c that's rude instead I look them in the eyes when talking but I find my mind wonders. But shooters help to take the edge off. The worst is when a girl is on a certain drug(which is happening more and more I noticed), they have a tendency to talk a mile a minute, it's hard to get in a word.

 

[PackRat]

mmmm the sex scene in The Name of the Rose is so erotic.... what were we talking about.

 

[UltraMan]

She works at Scotia Bank

 

[johnnyhandsome]

How much is her 'Service Charge'??????

 

[Diode]

WARNING...Nice titts may cause a lack of concentration...

******Looking at Bianca's (fantastic) titties*******

You said what ,now??!!

 

[booboobear]

I had an appointment with my new account manager at my bank yesterday morning. Her name is Felicia. I show up and she's hot, young and Russian. Her accent reminds me of all the EE type SPs I've been spending so much time with lately. All I could think about was a BBBJTC. I missed half of what she said to me.

If only the bank offered the same sevice as Ecstasy. I'd be broke (more than I am now).

I think I'd better find a new hobby.

Don't worry wer'e men we are programmed to think this way. In my case I went a new library to return books because my old one is temporarily closed
and there was cute young girl maybe 19 who worked at the old branch . I asked her if I had overdue books and she said I had a $ 5 charge for late return and then she said " oh and my tip is $ 10 " with a smile , I didn't say much but I guess you can tell what I was thinking . I will go back to pay .

 

[booboobear]

What?! You should have called her on it. Damn! You missed your chance right there, old man.

No I didn't , I didn't pay the fine and I have to go back so maybe I will hand her a 50 for a $ 5 fine and tell her to keep the change aand she how she reacts