You know you are a cheap bastard when ...

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[Celticman]

Brilliant stuff ceiling cat

 

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I have some vinegar packets too!

 

[Klute]

Oh come on. It should have been individual packets of malt vinegar if you really wanted to win over her heart. Then she can carry some in her purse and always have some on hand. Anyone can get the white vinegar.

Klute

 

[Justaguy85]

this thread reminds me of this, lol

 

[night ride]

I heard once about a pair of identical twins who booked an escort for an hour. The first one banged the shit out of her and excused himself and switched with his brother who did it all over again. Highly unethical.

 

[Petzel]

To me, that's more stealing than being cheap. (Don't you have to buy a large or jumbo popcorn to get a refill? Don't think they do that with small or medium sizes. Not that I wanna know how to do it myself lol.)

I haven't ever tried this but I've heard of others who do this kind of crap.

 

[basketcase]

that's a little outrageous. Having said that ..... I'm guilty of stealing white vinegar packages. I don't think I've ever bought it. Like ever. I buy malt vinegar in a bottle for at home, but some people don't like it so I have a couple of packages of white vinegar in my fridge, courtesy of mcdonalds or burger king... my bad.

That's not stealing as long as you're a customer (and you don't take hundreds of them).

 

[TheDr]

You know someone is cheap when.....

They suggest to their teenage offspring that for their birthday they are taken, with their friends, to Costoco for a $1.50 hot dog each. And if they are still hungry there are plenty of free samples around the store.

I know someone who made this suggestion at the family Thanksgiving dinner, his twin childrens birthday is later this month, effing cheapskate.

Oh, and the individual making the suggestion has a 6 figure income, or so they like to claim...

 

[Celticman]

I heard once about a pair of identical twins who booked an escort for an hour. The first one banged the shit out of her and excused himself and switched with his brother who did it all over again. Highly unethical.

Simple case of msog?

 

[james t kirk]

Every place I've been to requires a receipt in order to return something, even Walmart.

Not true.

Home Depot will give you a store credit if you return something without a receipt.

 

[TROOPS]

I take my daughter to ikea, leave her there for a couple hours and i go for a beer. I take advantage of their free daycare.