Your in a dining room and have to go to the washroom

[great bear]

Your in need of a piss. Your wearing light coloured pants. And you dribble down the front of your light coloured pants. What do you do? Stay in the washroom and try and dry your pants off with the hand dryer. Tell your companion you spilled water on your pants while washing your hands? Or confess that you dribbled down the front of your pants?

 

[RTRD]

Sincker...

...and the funny thing is...it happens.

You gotta shake man...shake...shake...then shake some more.

Myself - I hide out until I can get the tell tale edvidence to disappear...

 

[sorely]

Just piss all over the pants so that the colour is all the same.

Next time just let the big fella out under the table and pee on the floor. Nobody will notice.

 

[Diode]

The dammed shallow sinks at the Tim Hortons are terrible for getting your pants wet.
You turn them on a little to fast..and SPLASH you look like a 2 yr old who wet him self.

Use the sink as an excuse.

 

[sorely]

Not so bad. People like two year olds.

 

[TheNiteHwk]

I got a better one...

Your at a new flame's parents or best friends house enjoying dinner.

You are in the middle of dinner. You realize that you have to take a big dump and no way you can hold it.

What do you do?






<ROTFFLMFAO>

 

[sorely]

Shit in your pants and look at her old man like he passed wind.

She'll love you.

 

[great bear]

Blame it on the dog?

 

[sorely]

Blame it on her mother.

 

[rgkv]

in other words, nobody above has a answer for you, it has happened to me, I try to dry the mark a little, walk fast and sit down

 

[Esco!]

Take off the pants, put on a tablecoth and say: "Hey, I thought it was a Toga party"





Toga........Toga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kingmm]

Shit, it has happened to me a few times. Here is my secret. Go to a toilet stall and grab a piece to toilet paper. Rub it over the stain with presure for about 30 seconds. The friction will dry it rather quickly. Thats the reason I stoped buying light colored pants. I stick to dark blue/black pants.

 

[Svend]

The best defence is offence

When you come out of the washroom, bump into one of the waitresses carrying a tray of drinks and get it dumped on you. Scream profanities at her and threaten to call the manager, this should get your meal paid for as well as a free dry cleaning and nobody will notice the dribble stain.

 

[basketcase]

Walk out of the washroom naked, talking about the joys of natural living. Works at the inlaws place too.

 

[ruck]

some very funny answers. LOL

Notably I like Svend and Sorely's. That made me dribble my pants.

 

[freshbreath]

walk in backwards and impress your date with your "moon walking" skills

 

[hot rod]

Shit, it has happened to me a few times. Here is my secret. Go to a toilet stall and grab a piece to toilet paper. Rub it over the stain with presure for about 30 seconds. The friction will dry it rather quickly. Thats the reason I stoped buying light colored pants. I stick to dark blue/black pants.

Don't try that if there are blacklights there - the "lint" residue that the toilet paper or kleenex leaves behind (that you can't see under regular light) glows under black light. Trust me - been there, done that! It's be like putting a spotlight on your crotch!

 

[Berlin]

Shit in your pants and look at her old man like he passed wind.

I believe ref pulled something similar before. He was diapered up though.

 

[Consilio]

But Seriously

Who the hell wears light coloured pants?

 

[goodtime]

Bring cellphone, call your date to the men's room. Have her walk in front of you, make sure she shows off her low-cut dress.

True story, except Date was hiding my erection, she finger me while chatting with her boss.